Heeeyyyyy!

[new_thesaurus]

DUDE! like OMG, I'm like fukin buzzed. I drank some kind of margarita slushy with brandy, then after that I made koo-laid and pored myself in a cup and added brandy again. I felt like making macaroni so here I go eating the rest of the bowl. I have felt like this in so long man,....I love it!

Comments

[freebooter]

Last night I wanted to make jello shots,except I dont have the friggin plastic saucer cups. Oh yea and the jello too, but that's cheap. I have the expensive stuff already. mmmmm.

[dabby]

Jello Shots? Why not just flush the booze down the toilet. Jello Shots are for when you buy the bum brand booze. Mixing good name brand booze with Jello is akin to eating KIobe beef with Ketchup. Another waste of booze
I hate are stoners who think filling a bong with vodka does anything. Your just wasting precious alcohol.

[freebooter]

Well, as long as it gets wasted I guess. For new years I spent YET ANOTHER $150 dollars worth of liquor and nobody drank but me. All the other chicks were preggers and the guys were too macho for drinks. They stuck with beer. So, I have a big crate full of all kinds of liquor if only someone would sit down and drink with me.

[new_thesaurus]

I'll do you that favor. Liquor kicks ass.