so after locking myself inside for a painful weekend, i was able to be set free. myself, lauren, and adrienne dined with lauren's parents for her big bday bash. holly made gas at the table, while lauren's dad and wife whispered sweet nothings into eachothers ears. lauren then recieved a peace sign necklace worth $500,000 ( Read more... )

well, although this sucks and all...at least i have a chance to chill the fuck out. yesterday was entertaining...myself and adrienne made some movies. i was an irish immigrant coming home to my lovely wife who happened to be birthing a child. mood ruiners was a pretty good skit too...unfortunatly it will never be shown for that exact reason. so ( Read more... )

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TenSecondsLate: well, apparently the guys don't eat, because pie is against the skin bible ( Read more... )

anyway, after lazying around for oh, all day, i went to adrienne's abode. mina and pam were there, and they basically sat in the corner pretending to like our music. oh well. we pooped out a new songaroo. its wanna be whitestripes with me singing like cheryl crow. supposedly i have a 50s voice. anyway, i sing from my weirdass journal, and no ( Read more... )

well, after a hard day at school, making turkeys that resemble our friends and lovers...myself and lauren went back to her abode. just like the old days. underwood put on an exclusive indie show...then we went out, only to be surrounded by grossness. these wildebeasts who grabbed our ass cheeks as we walked by. anyway, so i had fish dinna' with ( Read more... )

i have to say, the highlight of the evening was watching Joe spread out on my floor with those damn sunglasses on. so adrienne came over and we awaited the arrival of our men. there was "traffic". (aka-quick stop at the jiffy lube bathroom to partake in anal intercourse). anyway. despite all the random homosexual innuendos, the night ended off ( Read more... )

by the way, thanks adrienne

this is so cheesy, and if i read this, i think i'd barf, but I have to say thank you to my friends, especially Lauren and Dave who heard me bitch everynight. and also, thank you Matt for trusting me and being patient. Patience means more than you'll ever know...

So my weekend has shown me quite a lot. I had been wasting my time feeling bad for the things I'd done with the whole love situation. Now, I actually have something to feel bad for. Thank the lord it can be forgotten. Anyway, honesty is a virtue, and I feel like I've been honest in expressing my feelings, no matter how ambivalent they've been ( Read more... )