026; [video/action for Azalea pokécenter]

[newhero]

[AHEM. Johto. after some heavy fumbling, a feed opens to a room in the Azalea pokécenter, stopping to focus on what looks like a three-headed, very cheerful living honeycomb. she's swaying lazily from side to side, which is probably fairly dizzying to watch considering whoever is holding the pokégear isn't exactly holding it steady

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hiatus schmiatus, also pretend this is a beedrill icon

[shocksandawes]

[Vespasien all but smacks Rafale out of the way of Larxene's 'gear to get a better look. Well hello~]

Is that the spiky kid? Trainer doesn't like him. You should come with us instead.

o7

[newhero]

[Hunny watches Vespasien appraisingly. with all six eyes.]

Your Trainer doesn't like lazy people either? That's what I'm trying to get away from.

[shocksandawes]

She's not lazy at all, she trains with us a lot.

[newhero]

And I'll be able to make my own hive?

[Video] /thar be pokie icons here, arrr

[fauxearl]

[Have a Beedrill in your view little Hunny. And while you're at it have a very hungry looking teddiursa giving you the EYES OF WANTING AND DESIRE. Beedrill will do the speaking, Bear will do the hungry-eyed stare - and quickly interrupt anything Beedrill might have tried to say. Bear snatches the pokegear from Beedrill's stingers and addresses Hunny directly.]

Yes! You should come to our trainer, he'll play with you all the time. I want to visit your hive! And if you let me, I'll make sure my trainer takes very good care of you!

[Video]

[newhero]

[Hunny's too young to realize that bears = insatiable hunger for honey, and just figures that Bear is very enthusiastic to help out. she likes where this is going!]

Okay! Is your Trainer lazy, though? He's gotta not be lazy.

[Video]

[fauxearl]

He's everything but lazy! He always has me and the others running around the city and having all sorts of fun. He taught me how to take a human's lunch without them knowing. And and he taught me how to share too!

[He's gone from trying to convince Hunny to come with him to trying to impress Hunny with all the great things he knows. Behind Bear, Beedrill shakes its head.]

[Video]

[newhero]

[... six wide eyes for Bear.]

You took a human's food? What does human food taste like?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Trainers that won't wake up, what is the world coming to? Here is Lucky to try to help you with your problems tiny Combee.]

When my trainer won't wake up in the morning, it works to pull him out of the bed and bark really loud in his face!

...But then you might get in trouble.

[video]

[newhero]

I don't think I'm big enough to pull him out of bed... I can buzz really loud in his face, though!

[hang on, Hunny's going to do just that. unfortunately, she's not going to be getting anything for her trouble; Trainer just snoozes on.]

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Confused headtilt and a whine. BUT THAT ALWAYS WORKS.]

Maybe there's something wrong with him.

[video]

[newhero]

He's a dud, that's what he is. I want a new Trainer!

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[nyamonyamo]

How cute!

video

[newhero]

[why thank you! Hunny buzzes cheerfully on over, bobbing in greeting. hi! I'm looking for a new Trainer, are you strong and full of energy?]

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[nyamonyamo]

[not exactly but she likes cute things!

Also, she unfortunately doesn't understand a thing Hunny is saying.]

What's your name? Saki can give you one if you don't have one.

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[newhero]

[a name? BUZZ, BUZZ, I WOULD LOVE A NAME. can you name me something royal-sounding? I'm going to be a queen one day, you know.]

[video]

[usedroar]

[ Courtesy of one Tentacruel, the 'gear is turned on, allowing the face of a young Scyther to fill up the screen. ]

Come live with my boss! My boss is the best.

[video]

[newhero]

[BUG BRO-- gimme a high five-- wing-- well, Hunny just kind of bops her faces against the pokégear.]

He's the best? Can he do pushups?

[video]

[usedroar]

[ Scyther's eyes are perhaps sparkling. ]

One hundred pushups. On each arm.

[video]

[newhero]

[holy honeycombs, bug bro.]

Really?! Can I meet him?