The Tim and Kristy Ballad
i imed this really late last night to tim becasue i'm a loser but i personally think it's genius
thekristy3000: you are beautiful like perfection
thekristy3000: when i look at you i get an erection
thekristy3000: baby i miss you i'm so pathetic
thekristy3000: it's just it feels like we're magnetic
thekristy3000: my heart is not on my sleeve it's not how i work
thekristy3000: but i still care and appreciate your quirks
thekristy3000: when you bite your lip i know it's for me
thekristy3000: to tell you the truth it makes me horny
thekristy3000: smart and creative and you always make me laugh
thekristy3000: i used to always make fun of your staff
thekristy3000: but i was only joking to make you squirm
thekristy3000: testicles have lots of sperm
thekristy3000: i want to help you in any way i can
thekristy3000: i love it when you take my hand
thekristy3000: you kissing my forehead is my favorite
thekristy3000: it makes me weak and then i crave it
thekristy3000: i really hope i make you feel like that
thekristy3000: you always used to call me flat
thekristy3000: you sold your boat with the hole in the bottom
thekristy3000: i dreamt we were with kids from school at an assembly and you shot em
thekristy3000: once you tried to put mushrooms in my salad
thekristy3000: this poem is so good it should be a ballad
thekristy3000: i want you to know im always here
thekristy3000: so you dont have to go solve things with a beer
thekristy3000: i just want you to be happy
thekristy3000: sorry about the times when i act crappy
thekristy3000: im glad i have you at the end of the day
thekristy3000: and i thank god daily that you're not gay.
thekristy3000: heart,
thekristy3000: kristy