happy mother's day bitches

[newjerseyaddict]

its 8 am and im too hyper to  go back to sleep but im too tired to run so im posting 230975236236 pictures

so these pictures are basically of tim's house, the night and morning that kristi and i were homeless together

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Comments

[ilikeviolence]

great story, but is it really necessary to include pictures of your little sister?

[_no_regrets]

hey no fair. my day never got better. grrrr

[newjerseyaddict]

oh dont worry my day still really sucked pretty horribly until evening ish, and that bed is stil haunting me you have no idea kristi i know you had to sleep in it too but yeah

[_no_regrets]

I DONT KNOW WHAT WAS WORSE. lol but you are still going out with tim

[newjerseyaddict]

it HAUNTS ME KRISTI...that faasfoiahadsgh BED

[ilikeviolence]

KRISTY YOU'RE A SPELLING WHORE CRACKER
i'm cold and bored and i'm mad at you
well not really you're too funny to stay mad at
THAT MAKES YOU EVEN MORE OF A COCKFACE
loser.
happy wednesday, fucker

[newjerseyaddict]

if i'm cracker then you're white
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yeahahahah

[ilikeviolence]

no, kristy. i'm black. HENCE THE UBER PALENESS!!!!!!!
i AM white. which means you ARE a cracker. BITCH!
ooh what now

[newjerseyaddict]

asshhhh
...olllllllllllllllle

[moforetik]

your pictures always crack me up kristy
well not really it's a bit of a "hyperbole" but you know what i mean

that picture with tim sitting on you i thought it was still travis at first that he was sitting on and i was really worried until i actually looked at the picture

[newjerseyaddict]

wow thanks mathan i look like travis GREAT...no, not great...excellent...or maybe, awesome??

just kidding we both know that i'm ridiculously good looking

ps: you never stop talking about rhetorical devices