happy birthday to cathy

[newjerseyaddict]

today cathy turns fourteen
i'll die if she hits my spleen
she gave me mono because she's a fuckface
someday she'll work at some truck place
that was her dream as a little kid
to be a truck driver but now she is rid
of this fantasy and she likes to dress like a whore
so i think she should be a stripper because that would not be a bore.

so cathy now that

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[flying_shoelace]

oh, kristy. kristy kristy kristy. thanks for adding in the whore part. that really made this special (i'm not kidding, no one else has the balls to say to my face that it's true). and in the spirit of my birthday, i won't make you delete the whole thing. either that or i'm just lazy.
BUT THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
and i'm sorry to inform you that i don't think i'll ever reach that goal because i gave up gymnastics years ago and because i'm lazy as hell.
HEY! IN THE LAST PICTURE, I DON'T LOOK DISGUSTINGLY SICKLY AND PALE!!! GO TEAM!

[newjerseyaddict]

i'm ballsy