mono made me insane

[newjerseyaddict]

SOOO THIS IS MY STORY, WORLD.

I GOT MONO AND I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL FOR 3 WEEKS AND I GOT PRETTY SKINNY BUT NOW IM GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND I GOT PRETTY UNSKINNY BECAUSE I EAT CANDY AND BREAD ALLLLLLL DAY LONG because my mom bought twix kits kats gummy bears 100 grands andes milky way darks gobstoppers truffles and other things i can't even remember

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[____thesumof]

but think about this:
you've had subway at least once.

and that's pretty damn important.

[newjerseyaddict]

i dont get it
i havent had subway in monbths
what is going on
im so confused
HELP ME

[____thesumof]

well see kristy,
in the fantastic photograph of your mother, there is (what is also most likely copy-righted) the definitive subway wall paper in the back round.
therefor, to take the aforementioned photograph, one would have had to have been in a subway. and maybe eaten there.
because that photograph exists, the ass-wipe dearest to my heart must have been to a subway, at least once.

[newjerseyaddict]

OOOOOOOOOHHHH riiight you are correct
nice observation there buddy

[moforetik]

yes!

haha i never knew your mom could look so scary

[newjerseyaddict]

ohhhhh this is nothing...
haha my nose is silly its like whoop