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[newkidmike]

1. Ass Troll

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Sexy having poo

[amigreat]

Apols for poo. We do have locks on doors. I have a lock on my bedroom door and will continue to do so. Nothing unattractive or "unsexy" about him having a poo. Would probably be titilated. It is just the way things work. Nappies, puppy dogs and such.

How my celebs entertain selves at their Airports

[amigreat]

Does Mr. Brosmer ever don a jumper? I have a horny fetish with knitwear. If live forever think can get knitting project together? Dropping of stitches leaving holes in cardigan only held me back. Knitted attractive scarf. Knitted blue fluffy jumper too. Sigh wish was still in wardrobe not bin. Would treasure now. When we two are both entertwined will assure him not to force embarassing smudgey tokens of sexy affection on to Mr. Brosmer because understand he has his public image to maintain.

Oh little Jezzabell

[amigreat]

Cat babies' names. Fond of Jezzabell, but will let you choose because know you will forever trump me.

Oh super-suave singer

[amigreat]

Super-suave minstrel Bryan Ferry is the new face of Marx and Spencers tailored menswear. Time is here for David Bailey to photograph you enjoying a number of their smart looks for autumn. Understand you are strapped for the cash. Timothy Everest suits are priced at between £299 and £249.

Restrain that embarassing puddle in your trousers sir

[amigreat]

Is there anybody else out there in internet land who watched V festival Sunday night? Who EXACTLY is that Morrissey twit with his greying toupe and dead lhama fixed to the top of his head? Oh my dear. Aging is indeed a cruel mistress (as he will learn.) Think perhaps he should beg tips from Brosmer. Has Mr. Morrissey not seen the "no rubbish rugs" John Smith ad yet? I hope it does not leave a puddle in his trousers. Sir ~ be proud of your bald patch!