Being a manager? Bullshit.
School? Bullshit.
Today? Bullshit.
Philosophy of Religion? Bullshit.
Emglish Comp 121? Bullshit.

Unannounced quizzes can suck my balls.
As can essays about "God".

All work and no play makes Jeri very pissed off.

On the bright side, Jackass: Number Two is HILARIOUS!

Dead Like Me rules my life. Too bad it's not ( Read more... )

I LOVE The White Stripes' version of "Jolene"... I just found out that song was orignally done by Dolly Parton. Whodathunk ( Read more... )

I really wish I had my Notorious C.H.O.

I don't know what happened to it.

I just have the box.

BOO!!!!!!!!!

I want my slutty, fisting Margaret Cho, damnit!

I have the aspiration to make a sex tape. Someday.

Most of the time, I just want to...

< insert crazy, sexy slam poem here >

(Almost got a little TLC there.)

I really need to learn to articulate my thoughts. Hm...

Hey jeri i just thought i would say thanks for drinking all that nasty crap for us. You are a straight up PIMP.Showing your a true cold stone team player. I do have to admit you should of tried some of that pumpkin stuff. But then you probaly would of been really sick. Well hope you are feeling ok now.I think you missed it but cody and i both ( Read more... )

If you say, "If it's meant to be then it's meant to be," that's no excuse to not fight for what you want! That's just apathy and / or laziness ( Read more... )

For the record, NEVER consume half a cup of fruity cereal concentrate followed by half a cup of cotton candy concentrate. Symptoms of drunkenness (such as blurred vision, slurred speech, honesty, and a penchant to vomit) will ensue. Not to mention a wicked headache the next day, resembling that of a hangover. So... do not do this ( Read more... )

Both inmyheadx2 and mimisoliel have done this...

I'm quite "normal", no?

My Personality

Neuroticism

55
Extraversion

35
Openness To Experience

46
Agreeableness

57
Conscientiousness

56
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In my brother and my's arguing over astronomy, my mom intervenes, "Look at Paris Hilton with her false teeth ( Read more... )