I'll Have You Weak At The Knees

[newrobin]

So I woke up today and coughed and rubbed my eyes and pissed in the toilet bowl and washed my hands in the sink and looked up in the mirror and JESUS CHRIST MY HAIR IS GREASY THIS MORNING. It's getting to the point where it's growing past my eyebrows, so every morning I wake up and it's super gross. Bleargh. It's a rare day off work though, so I

Comments

[solobuttons]

you have no dong, right

[newrobin]

no but it's dong related @_@