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Prompt post

Jun 05, 2010 00:46

Before commenting, please read the guidelines. If you've ever seen a kink meme before, it's probably all pretty obvious to you. To reiterate: The ONLY rule is NO FLAMING. Nothing else will get you in trouble, promise ( Read more... )

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anonymous June 5 2010, 20:22:31 UTC

Anderson Cooper/Rachel Maddow; anal sex, pegging. They have a thing where Anderson gets to fuck Rachel in the ass while pretending she's a guy. She totally gets off on it as much as he does. Bonus points if Rachel also gets to fuck Anderson in the ass.

anonymous June 5 2010, 21:36:30 UTC

Guh. ♥

Pegged, 1/2 anonymous July 21 2010, 02:36:15 UTC

They always do it in the dark. They both like it that way. The specifics change, but wherever they decide to do it, the lights are always off ( ... )

Pegged, 2/2 anonymous July 21 2010, 02:36:50 UTC

Rachel sighs, eyes closing at the feeling of Anderson coming inside her, her own fingers stilling against her clitoris, and she waits for him to calm and pull out. When he does, she takes him by the shoulder and moves him so that he's braced against the toilet, leaning over. "Your turn," she grunts in his ear, lowering her voice so that he can keep the fantasy alive, and she feels rather than sees him nod. She is practiced now at securing the dildo, and sighs in contentment as she feels her side of it pressing against her vaginal opening, slicking the lube onto the side meant for Anderson. She does envy him the pleasure he gets applying the lube to his own penis. Spreading the stuff on an inanimate object isn't exactly the same ( ... )

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anonymous June 5 2010, 22:08:01 UTC

Jon Stewart/Rahm Emanuel: Consent play

Sex with Rahm Emanuel is 50% rodeo, 50% dog fight. It's so worth the effort, though.

anonymous June 5 2010, 22:27:15 UTC

OP here: I think I should rather have filed this under rough play or fight for dominance... Anyway, make of this what you will.

anonymous June 5 2010, 22:15:39 UTC

Rahm Emanuel/Anderson Cooper; Anderson doesn't really like politicians, but Rahm is damn good at what he does, the bastard. Dirty talk, thoroughly bottom!Anderson - he doesn't want to want Rahm, but he can't help it. A million extra points if Rahm calls Anderson a slut/whore and Anderson gets off on it.

anonymous June 13 2010, 06:05:50 UTC

Totally seconding this. I am obsessed with anything Anderson right now. I just started watching him in the Gulf. He is such a sexy bitch.

anonymous June 5 2010, 22:22:19 UTC

Brian Williams/George Clooney, a sexy struggle for dominance that neither really wins. Jon watching and trying not to explode from sheer hotness would be a bonus.

anonymous June 5 2010, 22:31:14 UTC

Keith Olberman/"Stephen Colbert": Stephen wishes a big strong man would ravish him like the virtuous heroines of his wife's bodice rippers.

Bodice Ripping, Keith/"Stephen", NC-17 anonymous June 6 2010, 00:02:42 UTC

A thrill of arousal runs down Stephen's spine as Keith shoves him roughly against the wall, his mind flashing to page 86 of the last book he read: Angela gasped loudly as David roughly backed her up against the wall, his sheer bulk keeping her in place. She could smell his cologne, mingling with the scent of animal lust and something else, something masculine that was strictly David himself. The effect was intoxicating.

There's always a lot of shoving in those books, up against walls, counters, sinks, desks-you name it. Keith doesn't have any cologne on, and Stephen isn't sure what animal lust smells like, but he figures that the shoving is the important part. "Yes, please," he pants, scratching at the wall. "I want it. I do. Please."

Keith unbuttons Stephen's pants, pulling them and his boxers down with one hand. He hasn't said much, but Stephen doesn't mind, thinking of him as the strong but silent type, like most of the guys from the books. David wasn't a man of words, but of action; that she now found herself with his strong ( ... )

Re: Bodice Ripping, Keith/"Stephen", NC-17 anonymous June 6 2010, 02:36:56 UTC

So fast! And so, so good.

I like how Stephen has the passage entirely memorized. I can picture him reading it again and again when his wife is not home, careful not to move her page-holder and to put the book back at the exact same angle he found it on her nightstand.

There's always a lot of shoving in those books, up against walls, counters, sinks, desks-you name it. Keith doesn't have any cologne on, and Stephen isn't sure what animal lust smells like, but he figures that the shoving is the important part.

LOL! You're right. You're doing romance pretty well, I bet Harlequin would sign you...

"Yes, please," he pants, scratching at the wall.

Such great visuals, and so romance heroine-esque. I can totally see the over-the top expression on his face as he's doing that, too.

"David, huh? I knew you read those books."Lmao. Someone has been a bit too literal in his reenactment ( ... )

Re: Bodice Ripping, Keith/"Stephen", NC-17 anonymous November 8 2010, 00:59:27 UTC

This is great - it's sort of a double challenge because you have to get the tone of the trashy romance right without making us laugh so hard that we don't appreciate the actual porn. You did really well, I enjoyed this muchly.

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