Stupid criminals, corner pocket

[newsoles]

I wasn't sure whether to laugh or applaud when I heard this one, so I ended up doing both. Texas woman attacks would-be intruders with billiard balls from her rooftop. That's the spirit, lob 'em harder! She's lucky they weren't armed, and they're lucky she couldn't find the arrows for her crossbow! (There's a William Tell joke somewhere in there

Comments

[sirwingate]

The title to this entry is hilarious and deserves props in and of itself. Let me tell you something about this story that disturbs me: this woman lives in Texas and she doesn't have a gun?

[newsoles]

Thank you. Always glad I can provide a chuckle. *g* You raise a good point, that is disturbing. If she doesn't have a gun, going Robin Hood on those guys might have made for a more permanent solution than a magic 8 ball to the temple. "Outlook not so good". *g*