A quick and handy guide to varmints.

[newsoles]

So, what would you do if, in the middle of the night, a rooftop ruckus hauls you out of bed to check for its origin, and when you open the window you come nose to nose with a large raccoon? Further, a raccoon who doesn't seem the least bit perturbed by the human shining a flashlight in his face

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[sirwingate]

I still think those racoons you got are some new and horrific species. Though I hope I'm wrong. As long as you're making the chimera sounds and that aren't any actual chimeras out there at least you've got that going for you.

[newsoles]

I'm pretty sure the only chimera noises were mine. Then again, maybe when the lab coats were tinkering with dino DNA, someone mixed in some raccoonus rex...