Two easy steps to be just like me: Open Mouth. Insert Foot.

[newstrongheart]

So I was at Sam and Danielle's wedding. Brought a gift and had no wrapping paper. As I walked in Danielle saw us and said "Nice gift". I told her we'd run out of wrapping paper (we being Itzel and I as we were at her house trying to find some). I asked where the gift deposit was and someone pointed to a table and said "You can put it on top of

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[dramatis_dorkus]

I had a fun experience at the Inst. Grad. tonight. I was standing with a bunch of my girlfriends and I was like "hey do you guys know who that guy over there is, the one one with the white shirt?" Obviously in an interested way. And Jo says, "Oh that's (insert name here)" (she was laughing a bit, which i didnt understand.) and another girl says..."my brother!" and i just started to laugh...man...It's definetly a Claudia/Jared moment

[lellow_monkey]

OHMYGOSHTHATWASTHEFUNNIESTTHINGI'VEENCOUNTEREDINMYLIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, be careful what you say poops....those blonde streaks are getting to ya! ;)