VI

[newt_adrian]

FUCKING HELL, FRED WEASLEY!

If you EVER pull that EVER again, I will HEX you until your fucking LIPS drop off!

Comments

[newt_fawcett]

Don'tlaughdon'tlaughdon'tlaugh I take it he took care of your little shrubbery problem?

[newt_adrian]

Yes. Shut up, Fawcett.

[newt_fawcett]

Oakby tried to snog me earlier. Once I've recovered from that, I'll muster some sympathy.

[newt_adrian]

Keyword, tried. Fred actually snogged me. Oh, yuck, I feel sick again.

Ergh. This scrubbing my lips with the back of my hand every time I think of it had better not turn into a habit.

[newt_fred]

You know you want me, Dollface. Dead, that is.

[newt_adrian]

Six feet under the ground, no less.

[newt_fred]

Get in line.

[newt_adrian]

Nice to see you're talking to me through these journals. So where did you run off to after you 'relieved' me of that stupid mistletoe?

[newt_demelza]

Poor Pucey. Reallymustlearntonotlaughatpeoplelikethis.

[newt_adrian]

If I, for a moment, believed you were being sincerely sympathetic, I would thank you for your compassion.

[newt_demelza]

Okay, I'm sorry. Really, that does suck. But I can also see why Fred would do it to you.

[newt_adrian]

Well, thank you, Sherlock. Is there ever a time when you can't see why someone would do something?

[newt_katie]

Oh wow. That's sort of amusing. Bad Fred. But you don't seem amused, quite sensibly. Come to think if it I wouldn't be amused if Fred snogged me and I'm a girl and his friend. Can't really blame him though as you are... um, nevermind.

This is probably a pointless question but, are you alright? And, can I do anything to help?

[newt_adrian]

No, and, not sure.

[newt_katie]

I'm sorry. You're not sure? How helpful. Well, if you think of a way I can help distract you just let me know. Quidditch? Wait. They said I talk about Quidditch too much. Bints.

[newt_adrian]

Just talk. About anything. Other than mistletoe, snogging, Gryffindor males and Christmas. And hexing.

[newt_verity]

He snogged you too? Fred! You are NOT embracing the idea behind this at all! You're supposed to kiss people who you LIKE. Ugh.

[newt_adrian]

Yuck. Yes. Yuck Why, who else has he snogged? Yuck, yuck, YUCK.

Private to Adrian Pucey

[newt_verity]

Me and George saw. It was really weird and awkward especially because George saw. I think he ought to stick to snogging people he's actually attracted to and not in front of George.

Private to Verity Jenkins

[newt_adrian]

I thought you liked the other one? Ouch, wow, I can see how that could be awkward. Was the other one there?

I agree wholeheartedly.