Ewwww

[newt_barney]

Women of a certain age should not wear pink, frilly underwear. Or at least, for the sake of my eyes I should never have to look it. Oh my eyes! Oh my head! Actually, scrap that, I think I could cope with seeing pretty much any other teacher in pink underwear, with the possible exception of Professor Snape, but Professor Umbridge... no.

I'm trying

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[newt_capper]

You're turning a very... um... interesting colour...

[newt_barney]

No I'm not. It's a very normal colour for a beetroot.

[newt_capper]

Perhaps for a tomato or fire engine.

So how come you're so red then?

[newt_barney]

Because Fawcett is suggesting setting up a roster.