Game

[newt_barney]

I don't think I really need to say much about Saturday's game and its consequences eek I didn't mean those consequences. Were those even consequences of the game? Have they been going at it for a while? Ohhhhhhhh Merlin don't think about it.. If you know me, you probably know how I feel about injustice. And about people doing IT in the Hufflepuff

Comments

[newt_fawcett]

So you're saying something to say that you're not saying anything? That's not particularly enlightening of you.

[newt_barney]

I'm not particularly enlightening, though. I'm sure you're all used to me making your heads hurt when I talk to you. Huh, I make people's heads hurt, do I Angelina? I'm not the one doing naughty things in inappropriate places where innocent people might wander in at any moment and be mentally scarred. I just thought I ought to write something, you know?

[newt_fawcett]

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's just a pet peeve of mine when people Adrian and Montague write in their journals saying they have nothing to write about. That's all.

[newt_barney]

What? Oh, sorry. I'm not hurt. Just um distracted. I have things to write about, I just don't want to write them down it might make them more real.

[newt_lucy]

I'm fine, thanks.

Private to Barney
...Are you okay?

[newt_barney]

Good.

Private to Lucy:
Not exactly. But I will be. Why is everyone so intent on traumatising me this year? Admittedly, seeing Angelina naked is much preferable to seeing Umbridge naked. Much, much... ohhhhhhh Merlin, Barney, don't even go there. Everyone already thinks you're a pervert for noticing women were wearing bikinis at the pool. Thanks.

Private to Barney

[newt_lucy]

What happened? Is there anything I can do? Oh, no need to thank me, it's what I friends do.

Private to Lucy

[newt_barney]

I can't really say. It involves other people NAKED.

No, I - oh, actually! Chocolate chip cookies. Would help. Greatly.

Private to Barney

[newt_angelina]

I'm sorry. That you had to see that, that is. And for what it's worth, I wasn't with Fred when it happened.

That's it. That's all I have to say.

Private to Angelina

[newt_barney]

I'm scarred! You were all naked and if I'd been a bit earlier I might have seen you doing it! That's okay. I'm sure you didn't mean for anyone to see. But why couldn't you have been a bit more careful, or at least done it in your own changing rooms or something? It's really not that far from one to the other. Gryffindors are so impetuous! What's wrong with a nice soft comfy bed, anyway? Couldn't you wait? I won't say anything, by the way.

Private to Barney

[newt_angelina]

I appreciate that.