Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

Can't send any owls because of stupid Umbridge. So I hope this works. Otherwise the only alternative is to send Radar to Ravenclaw Tower with a note tucked down his collar, as I'm NOT leaving my room.

I know that you've probably eaten it already because being blonde is really stressful, but do you have any of that famed chocolate of yours left?

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Private to Fawcett/JD

[newt_dorny]

Actually, I do! This is about Stebbins, isn't it? What happend?

Private to Fawcett/JD

[newt_fawcett]

You're not going to believe this at all, JD, but I - I like STEBBINS! And what's worse is that I think he knows and he's TEASING me about it! I'll never be able to leave my bedroom again! How will I EAT? How will I get to my CLASSES? Oh Rowena, he's IN my Charms and Muggle Studies classes! I can't go to those with him there! I'm going to FAIL all my NEWTs!

Re: Private to Fawcett/JD

[newt_dorny]

Hahahaha! Oh my gosh, breathe so your writing doesn't look so shaky.

Really, Fawcett, you didn't think we hadn't yet noticed?

Honey, I don't think that's a very rational way of dealing with it. If, hypothetically speaking, he does know and really, how can he know and not realise he obviously likes you back? he doesn't strike me as the sort to tease you cruelly over it.

And, honestly, you're going to have to buck up and face the music, because failing your NEWTs over a boy is NOT on. Nor what you'd consider acceptable if you were in a more rational state.

Private to Fawcett/JD

[newt_fawcett]

But - but - but - please tell me you still have CHOCOLATE!

And it's STEBBINS. He's made an art form of immaturity. He's never going to do anything else about this other than TEASE me. And I have Charms with him om MONDAY!