Three - Jack gets to be a knight in shining armour, by doing nothing at all

[newt_jack]

Oi, Katie. You really don't wait around, do you? I mean, I could have played the gallant and rescued you from the marauding mistletoe, but I suppose there's something to be said for the lady that takes matters into her own hands. A 'hello' would have been a nice warning, though.

Comments

[newt_katie]

What can I say? The Damsel in Distress role has never really appealed to me!

Thanks for the assistance though, you're a darling.

[newt_demelza]

YOU WHAT?!

[newt_jack]

Always.

I'm surprised a teacher hasn't pulled the whole thing down. It'd be the kind of thing Umbridge would take delight in, isn't it?

[newt_katie]

Well, as far as I tell Verity the clever creator charmed it to only follow NEWT students. Maybe they haven't noticed? Or maybe they've been outsmarted?

[newt_demelza]

Huh?

[newt_jack]

Katie randomly snogged me this morning.

[newt_katie]

It was not random! I was under the influence of mistletoe!

[newt_jack]

Felt pretty random to me! Not that random's necessarily a bad thing.

[newt_lucy]

Hahah - Lucky Jack, then.

[newt_cecily]

This has caused endless amounts of madness. I kissed Altair. Should I tell you I kissed Altair? I tell you everything! Though I feel there will be more before it's over.

[newt_melinda]

Bell snogged you? Stupid, twitty slag. Everyone knows how Demelza feels about you. Or anyone with a brain. Oh, that explains it. I wonder how Botha feels about that.

[newt_katie]

Not that it's any of your business, Bobbin, but Ben broke up with me Ben and I are no longer seeing each other.

[newt_melinda]

So you're going to go after your roommate's guy? Classy. Ah.

[newt_jack]

According to Katie Botha's not got anything to do with it anymore.

Anyway, it was just a kiss. Lighten up, Melinda.