One - Jack gets acquainted

[newt_jack]

So this is what you've all been doing instead of studying for DADA and other fascinating subjects.

Awesome.

So what's been going on? I'd go back to read, but you all write so much. Can't I have a nice summarised version? And what exactly, is 'Stawcett'?

Comments

[newt_verity]

Jack, darling! I'm pleased to see your unmitigated adorableness has joined us!!!

Stawcett= Stebbins and Fawcett. Apparently it's true love.

[newt_jack]

Ah, Verity. The only person who makes me look sane and reserved. So long as I use less exclamation marks than you I'll be fine.

Woah, really?

[newt_verity]

I think making others look sane and reserved may be my calling in life. I seem to do it for everyone!! And there is nothing wrong with a healthy use of exclamation marks as long as you don't use them in formal essays!

That's the rumor. Though, neither of them seem very happy about people saying it.

[newt_jack]

Really!? That's so good to hear! You sure you're not overusing them!? What if you're making them an endangered species!?

It's probably true then. Good for them!

[newt_katie]

Hey Jack. I'm glad to see YOU got one of these journals and not Oakby or McLaggen some of your less-advanced roommates.

Do you really want a summary? It wouldn't be pretty.

[newt_jack]

Tsk tsk Katie. I'm disappointed in you. If you mean McLaggen, just say McLaggen.

I live for danger. Go on. Hit me with the non-prettyness.

[newt_katie]

Fine. I'm glad YOU and not McLaggen and Oakby got one of these journals.

Let's see... this is all from memory so bear with me... Stebbins and Fawcett bicker, Montague broods and posts incomprehensible entries, Fred makes us all nervous, Angelina puts everyone in a tizzy, Verity freaks OUT about her coffee, Roger is lovely and sane, JD writes songs and entries about snogging professors, Warrington needles people, Barney and Lucy bring us a little sunshine, Chris Summerby is adorable, Terence Higgs pisses people off, Marietta and Cho and Cecy and Alicia all seem terminally sane, Pucey takes teasing very well, and we all hate the Pink Creature. I'm sure I missed someone, but you asked for a summary and I did my best.

[newt_jack]

It's always the sane ones you have to watch out for, you know. You better warn Alicia, or I someone will suspect that she's up to no good.

[newt_angelina]

Stawcett is something I never want to hear mentioned again and damn, damn Fred for such an annoying but catchy nickname.

How are you Jack?

[newt_jack]

That seems like a losing battle. I've heard nothing but Stawcett all day.

I'm peachy. Someone keeps closing all the windows, though. Leave them open! Don't you like a nice healthy breeze?

[newt_angelina]

Silencio on other people is becoming a tempting option.

Those people! Need to get out and exercise more! What's wrong with a little fresh air? If you're cold, go for a run! Actually, that's an idea. I should take the team jogging at least once a week.

[newt_jack]

Have you been infected with Verity's Exclamationitis? We should get both of you to the Hospital Wing, pronto. Don't want it spreading.