Well, if it's just lines then hopefully there won't be any problem. My sister had detention with the old toad a couple of weeks back, and still refuses to tell us what she had to do.
... Well it can't be Oakby, because even Haughton's a mite better than that still can't stand him though, pretentious git. I have no trouble confessing I don't have all the money in the world, and he still sneered at me because I worked the summer at Flourish and Blotts. Arse.
Well, if it was that public, you might as well fess up, because I'm sure if I hunt around, I'll get an answer out of someone else who'll also tell me you and your Mystery Man are shagging and planning on popping out a mini-Karen and mini-Mystery Man any day now.
I don't actually know his name, but he's a tall guy from Hufflepuff. Dark hair, Welsh accent. We were the only ones in History of Magic who were still being pestered by that damned miseltoe so after class, he...sort of went for it.
Why on earth am I telling you all this? Blimey. And I bloody well wish I was shagging someone...
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There's something really very wrong about that...she's not threatening them or anything, I hope...
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Well, if it was that public, you might as well fess up, because I'm sure if I hunt around, I'll get an answer out of someone else who'll also tell me you and your Mystery Man are shagging and planning on popping out a mini-Karen and mini-Mystery Man any day now.
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Why on earth am I telling you all this? Blimey. And I bloody well wish I was shagging someone...
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