*second*

[newt_leanne]

WHAT THE BLOODY EFF, UMBITCH?

That lifetime ban nonsense? Utter biased crap. And I have this gloomy feeling that, even if nothing had happened, she'd find a way to screw us up.

Okay, Leanne, deep breath. Try to think of something positive...

Hagrid's back. Hagrid's back. Hagrid's back. Hagrid's back. Hagrid's back. Hagrid's back. Hagrid's back.

Comments

[newt_karen]

Umbitch? That's realy quite clever.

[newt_leanne]

I refuse to call her anything related to my favourite colour.

[newt_karen]

That's fair enough. My epithet of choice is the Witless Wonder.

[newt_leanne]

That's a good one.

[newt_demelza]

Aww, Leanne - maybe I can help you think of something positive -- Snow?! Lucy said she wanted a snowball fight, you want to come with me and join her for an hour?

[newt_leanne]

Yeah, snow's nice. It'll be lovely to join you guys; I'm sure it'll help.

[newt_angelina]

Good point, Leanne.

[newt_leanne]

I wish I was wrong (it wouldn't be the first time), but I'm afraid this time I really am making a good point. Bugger.

And look at this. I'm swearing! Me!

[newt_george]

Yeah, she's had it in for us right from the start. She couldn't stop the team from reforming so she's just going to destroy it one - or three - players at a time.

[newt_leanne]

I swear, I have this enormous urge to let Tilly lose inside her office; I'm sure he'd pee all over her doilies in less than five minutes. Of course, she'd only make another educational decree forbidding the presence of crups in Hogwarts afterwards...