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[newt_lucy]

Forget Quidditch, and Halloween, and everything else.

My cat is PREGNANT!

I'm a bad mother! I didn't know King Arthur was a girl! What am I going to do with all the kittens?

Worse. Who was the father? Oh boy, maybe I don't actually want to know.

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[newt_cecily]

.....

He's, erm, she's WHAT?!

How could this... I.... WHAT?!

Oh Merlin.

...

WAIT.

THE FATHER COULDN'T BE MERLIN COULD IT?!

[newt_lucy]

Eww! I don't want to think about it!!!

Yes, I went to talk to Professor Grubbly-Plank just earlier, and then she had a look at King Arthur, and said he- she- it was pregnant.

[newt_cecily]

Yes. Let's pretend I didn't say it.

Wow. Just wow. We're going to have babies in the dorm. I.... no words.

[newt_fred]

There's always Hermione Granger's cat, Crookshanks.

[newt_barney]

Oh how cute! There'll be kittens!

[newt_lucy]

Hopefully people will want to adopt them. I couldn't bear it if we had to drown them.

Would you be interested in a kitten?

[newt_barney]

Drown them?! Why would we drown them?

Sure, I'll take a kitten! I'll take all of them if it'll stop them being drowned.

[newt_lucy]

Well, what else am I going to do if people don't want them? Ugh, how could I have not known King was a girl? How could I have possibly missed that?

Oh, good! Thank you so much, Barney!! Apparently they are due in a couple of weeks.

[newt_katie]

Awww, poor Lucy. He She really is a traitorous beast, isn't he she?

I might like a kitten, though. Who cares if sodding Sam is allergic. It's not like he lives at home anymore, anyway.

[newt_verity]

Ooooh! Lucy! Kittens! I want one!!!!

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I know a secret that will cheer everyone up!!!!!!

I SAW STAWCETT SNOGGING! But don't spread it around too much because that wouldn't be nice.

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[newt_leanne]

Ooh! Really?
Well, this proves Angelina is wrong - the castle is still standing.

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[newt_katie]

You sound surprised, sweetheart. Angelina is usually wrong. Heee

And, yay for Stebbins and Fawcett!

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[newt_leanne]

I'm not surprised, but there's a part of me who wishes she was right here. Not that I wanted Hogwarts smashed to bits expecially if we were inside when it happened, mind.