I have a date for the Valentine's Hogsmeade weekend.

Epiphany. Which means it's finally the last day of Christmas. Surely I'm not the only person who finds the whole affair frightfully stressful? Fighting my mother out of the kitchen so she doesn't try and make the turkey into a tagine, trying to persuade Nigel to eat his sprouts, having to watch where I tread because Dad has decided to use the shiny ( Read more... )

I have spent the morning dispensing advice on make-up, clothes, and general grooming to boys that have turned into girls. Some of them even asked.

Oh my gosh. My mother just owled me this journal. I got it before term started but Emma somebody moved it and I didn't have time to look for it before I left because Emma managed to get herself into trouble with one of the neighbours and I had to sort all of that out. Apparently it turned up at the bottom of the washing basket. First: eww. Second: ( Read more... )

Name: Patricia 'Patty' Stimpson
Gender: female
Date of birth*: 12th September 1977
Year: 7th
House: Slytherin
Blood status: pure. Obviously.
Physical characteristics: Patricia is slim and of medium height. She has longish brown hair that is meticulously groomed and styled at all times. Her eyes are green and her skin slightly pale. Her make-up is ( Read more... )