some time to kill...

[newyorknights]

I'm sitting across from the courthouse in my grandmother's giant SUV, waiting as she votes early. She feels that her hips will not allow her to stay in line for two hours or more on Election Day. I'm under the impression that I'll be waiting for at least an hour, so here I am, folded sections of the local newspaper under one elbow and a Mountain

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Button-pushing

[anonymous]

Yeah. This is why your mother always told you not to just go around randomly pushing buttons if you didn't know what they did. You'll end up with eerie instructions from the courthouse to the gates of hell, with Tim McGraw singing at you the whole way.

Watch out.

Winterhill