Is 'Dude' getting phased out of the American Common Lingo again? Cause I don't think I can let it go

[newyorknights]

Have you ever left so much unsaid after a long period of time in which stuff worth noting is actually happening to you at such an alarming rate that once you return to the journal of your daily events you couldn't possibly log it all and you don't know where to begin again?

I'm married. My wife is pregnant (and lovely). My best friends are a rat

Comments

gasp

[stumbleine_1]

well i should hope things slow down for you sweethart. this is exactly what i didnt want for you.

Re: gasp

[asorbic_acid]

..that *is* slow for him..

[sadiethenymph]

You know how I know you're gay?

1. That faggot mustache in the picture. Good FUCKING Christ I hope that's not current.

2. The fact that you EVER had that mustache.

(and most importantly)

3. The fact that you forgot your best friend in the entire world, the ONE PERSON WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU DESPITE THE OJ AND THE FACT THAT YOU GAVE HER SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO A PERFECT STRANGER/BAD PERSON!

Fuck you.

[asorbic_acid]

he is gay.
I have proof.

.. in video dancing format.

[sixtycigarettes]

hi, it's rianna!

[redfoxnine]

You're alive and well?!?

Becky had told me you lost a hand (your left, as it turns out) during an accident during training.

Also, congrats on getting married! And the child! It sounds lovely and nerve racking, but mostly lovely.

[sadiethenymph]

That's what happens when you try to jerk off a fellow airman. But he did get a nice bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolate.

an ex-goth punk rock chick medic in San Antonio working where I went to basic(HA! unlucky cunt!)

[asorbic_acid]

i am NOT an unlucky cunt, thank you very much. i have found someone who callenges my knowledge of music and probably kicks my ass at it.. because when we actually get into the fucking subject.. it gets so heated and aroused that we must fuck.. and it happens between 3-5 times whenever we are together..

^_^

dog porn! w0rd.
Mark. i adore thee.. and guess what i am going to go to school to learn how to play.....

THE ACORDIAN.

I'm going to do up this shit. i am excited. and i am happy you are happy.. and.. fuck d00d.. I'm not an ex goth punk rock chick.
I'm am more punk and more goth than i ever have been.. I'm just a punk against anarchy and a goth that likes to wear colour.. what is wrong with that, you fuck?

..plus.. your sister is fucking hot.

<33

-Dee

Re: an ex-goth punk rock chick medic in San Antonio working where I went to basic(HA! unlucky cunt!)

[asorbic_acid]

by the way.
i love the word cunt.
<33

my favourite song right now is "I'm a cunt" by the midnight creeps.

faggot.

Re: an ex-goth punk rock chick medic in San Antonio working where I went to basic(HA! unlucky cunt!)

[sadiethenymph]

Uh-oh. You put something about dog p0rn on here. Now that psycho of an ex of his is going to turn him in to PITA.

And yes. I'm hot.

In the summer.

Re: an ex-goth punk rock chick medic in San Antonio working where I went to basic(HA! unlucky cunt!)

[asorbic_acid]

lawlz she is scuh a cunt that i want to laugh in her face and then spit on her.

wow i'm a cunt.

jp;y shit i neeed more to druink