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[nexingly]

Let me get this straight.. I'm being followed by some weird looking alien telling me I have to do something without being paid? Yeah- That's not going to happen.

Sir! I would-

Shut up! I didn't ask you anything. I don't want you following me. I want you to get the hell away from me!

But-

Now.

But-

What the hell did I just say? Go away!

Right- This is

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[naptimeb4pants]

Tex!

It's me Caboose!

Please don't kill me with my own funny bone.

[nexingly]

...

Urgh, Caboose.

A funny bone wouldn- You know what, nevermind. Caboose, just show me where Church is.

[naptimeb4pants]

I don't know where Church is. I've been spending time with my new best friends in the S.O.B. Brigade!

[nexingly]

Well find him. Does it look like I care? No. I just want answers.

[livingontheweb]

Well aren't you just a bright ray of sunshine.

[nexingly]

And what the hell's that meant to mean?

[livingontheweb]

What someone who's being sarcastic generally means by that phrase?

[nexingly]

Right, well next time I want you're opinion or sarcasm, I'll ask for it. In the mean time; Keep it to yourself.

[deathtotheblues]

Uh oh. Does Church know you're here? Does the digital world know you're here? This might not be good. I'd better get Church. On account I wanna see the pain.

HEY DOUCHEBAG SCUMBUCKET! Your girlfriend is here!

[nexingly]

Do you guys ever get smarter? Or is it just default for you all to get more retarded? To your questions; No the asshole does not know I'm here and what the hell is the digi-thing?

Girlfriend?

[deathtotheblues]

Dawwww, just making life hard for the ex-blueteam fucktard. Basically this is the digital world, a parallel world which we are brought here to save! Red Team and Blue Team, that consists of myself, Church and Grif Caboose doesn't count and several other color neutral people are known as the Suicide Squad: those people who charge into glorious victory! And usually win!

Yep, more fights were won with the Squad there than anything! You should meet Lopez. He's a Spartan Laser.

Mios Dios

[nexingly]

Well this seems a little better from the fucked up place I came from before here. Yeah- Count me out. I don't actually care.

Isn't he a head?

[green_chosen]

Oh, hell... Er... hi. Welcome to the digital world. You like everyone else were called into the world to save it by that ass of a god Yggdrasil.

Your digimon will fight for you among other things.

[nexingly]

Welcome isn't exactly what I want. A map to the exit would be much more beneficial. Y-what?

The dinosaur will fight for me?

[green_chosen]

Sorry. Yggdrasil is the god of the place. Only thing that can send you back is it/her/him. Best bet is to head for Tetha, one of the largest cities in this world.

Yeah. Digimon evolve and get bigger (usually) when their partner is threatened, Tex. The gist of things here is somewhat complicated. There's quite a few nutcases and good guys around here. You might want to keep an open mind and sharp head.

[nexingly]

Oh great, more gods. Urgh. Right- And when I start believing this is real, I might just head there.

Then this thing is just going to stay small? I don't get threatened, I can handle myself and I wont die. No one seems to understand this. Trust me, I've seen my share of nut-cases, I doubt any of these will be any different.

[changelingdude]

I like her, she reminds me of Raven.

Hi I'm Beastboy.

[badluckbabe]

There is something to be said for her willingness to cause people pain.

[nexingly]

Of what? Aren't they the animals that represent death?

Beastboy? What sort of name's that? Name's Tex...

[changelingdude]

What? No my friend Raven...anyway...

Beastboy is my codename, my superhero name.