weird fanfic time!

[next_muffin]

Title: A New Lair, introduction
Author: next_muffin, with some help from oldstarnewshine
Fandom:Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, real life?
Characters: thievesnsteves Marik, Bakura, next_muffin, oldstarnewshine
Rating: G
Warnings: As always, crack! I really don't know why I did this in the first place... XD XD Also all of the not-YGOTAS-specific stuff actually legit happened. :P
Summary: Marik and Bakura need to

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[thievesnsteves]

HEY.

I do not say "Hey" that often.

And my fashion sense is impeccable, not "weird." You just must not be up on the times if you think I dress "weird".

But this lair you have located for us in your story sounds promising. Stalker! I hereby dub you the official stalker of the Evil Council of Doom! Follow us around and chronicle our exploits, mind-slave! Our last secretary got fired a few specials back and we haven't replaced him.

Also, you should write a bit where stupid things happen to Bakura. I like stories where stupid things happen to Bakura. I get to laugh at him both outside and inside the story.

OOC: my fanon based on someone else's fanon has fanon now this means i have reached a new level of awesome. or lame. whichever. i'm going with awesome because this fic was that too

[next_muffin]

Yes, sir! I will hold the position of Official Stalker/Secretary with much honor!

And of course stupid things will happen to Bakura.... it's Bakura. :P

AND YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL ME STEVE IF YOU REALLY WANT TO, YOU KNOW.

/fanboy

*YES, YES, WORSHIP*

[thievesnsteves]

You fool! Just calling you Steve isn't going to fix the problem. I have suitable paperwork in abundance, however! We've already filled out the bit that says "STEVE" (I have a big red rubber stamp for just this purpose), so all we need is your former name along one little line.

As for Bakura, do your worst! No, seriously. Really sock it to him. If I particularly like what you come up with I may enact it in reality and claim it was my own idea from the start! Ah-haha! Because as my minion, all your ideas are automatically mine. Except the stupid ones. Those you can keep.

Re: *YES, YES, WORSHIP*

[next_muffin]

Ok, ok, but you have to do all of the line-waiting! (I already did a legal name change myself last summer - not fun! That's why I look like I'm dead and/or stoned in my driver's license picture!)

Excellent! I shall! And what kinds of stupid things would you like to happen to him? Physical, emotional, or both!

[next_muffin]

Indeed. Seriously, baseball and ice cream? Come on!