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next_urlacher66

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May 28, 2005 11:51

Okay, so I ended up seeing Madagascar last night becasue the Longest Yard was sold out. I was surprised that was sold out instead of Star Wars. If that's true for all the other theaters, then the Longest Yard would beat out Star Wars in their opening night. Wow! That's wacky! Like pie becasue pie is wacky! Like pie ( Read more... )

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next_urlacher66 May 28 2005, 15:55:28 UTC

Oh yeah. The polls closed up and2 this season, I am officially going to play as a Middle Linebacker.

♪Dashing through the line,
bashing a runningback,
lowering my shoulder,
sacking the quarterback!
Watching him fumble,
Me just picking it up,
Throwing off the tacklers,
Starting to run it back,
Fifty yard touchdown,
Everyone will see,
Me making those points,
To make WJ win!♪

Yeah! Woot! Woot! Woot! Football! *Ray Lewis dance*

xpunkrockchick May 28 2005, 23:56:10 UTC

lol. You ish silly.

next_urlacher66 May 29 2005, 00:51:51 UTC

Yeah. I will fullfill what my lj username says. I am the next Brian Urlacher.

xpunkrockchick May 29 2005, 01:23:09 UTC

haha. I gots me a new swimsuit. I'm happy.

next_urlacher66 May 29 2005, 01:52:50 UTC

You look nice in it.

xpunkrockchick May 29 2005, 02:10:50 UTC

Thanks ^.^

next_urlacher66 May 29 2005, 02:24:28 UTC

If I were to quote Bonka, I believe she would way that you look "schmexy" and that she would like to have sex with your head. Oh, that last one was that penis head guy in Stars Wars. My bad.

xpunkrockchick May 29 2005, 02:33:39 UTC

lol. Thanks.

Penises and Star Wars.
That reminds me of something I read.
It was in this community, bad_sex
The chick was all "My boyfriend and I were in the foreplay stage when I realized how much his dick really looked like darth vader. Then I started humming his theme song. That completely ruined the mood."

next_urlacher66 May 29 2005, 02:43:04 UTC

That's wacky. Like pie...

xpunkrockchick May 29 2005, 02:50:26 UTC

It is indeed.