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[nextlovepoem]

I neeedddddd a boyfriend

requirements:
taller than I
Smarter than me
more stubborn than I
and...ehhh...fuck it. I have no requirements. I just lied.

oh wait, I have one...he can't lie. EVER

Comments

[beautyinsex]

PIECE,
unless you meant peice on purpose.
in that case i'll shut up.
and those are my exact requirements too!!!
shut up! you know you have those requirements.
stop trying to come off as nice, or easy, or non-bitchy.
i love you.
♥

[nextlovepoem]

haha, I'm dyslexic. You'll learn in time just to laugh. Yeah, you're right.I have like 8000 more requirements than that. Let me state it here and now.

I am the most shallow little bitch that one could ever stumble across, and my requirements require so much that is why I'm single

[sgtdestructo]

ill have my people talk to your people