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i had a really weird dream last night! actually, every night my dreams are really fucked up. but for some reason, i could remember MOST of this one. and yes, there is a bit of sexuality (woops, but it's really funny sexuality, i swear).
well, the boy whom i have a crush on, and me, were just chilling out. by the way, whenever i have dreams, the scenes in them are really wacky. like, the setting of the dreams. the walls are all smeared, or there's no ceilings or there're holes in the walls with the universe outside (or things floating), or something. it's really weird. there's always a lot of space, or multiple sets of stairs in the room, too.
anyway, we were just sitting in his room, which was oddly dark, and the walls had blood on them for GOD knows why. and we were fooling around. all of a sudden, out of no where, his mom is in the room, and i'm having the best conversation with her. and, apparently, she knows he has sex, and just doesn't care (meanwhile, me and him are under the blankets all naked and stuff, and she's telling this girl she's never met and her son how it's alright to have sex and that she can be in the same room... it's alright). then, all of a sudden, she's gone again, and i try to continue things with him, but he is suddenly clothed and walks away towards a bunch of other people.
and then it's either dark, or i can't remember this part.
and then i am in a bar. it looks like the inside of pat and willy's, there's a lot of red. but there're waterfalls and intricate patterns carved into the walls. there's also no bar, just random bartenders that disappear and come back with drinks. no ceiling, just the universe and floating shit outside. you have to jump from one platform to the other, because the rooms are not connected, but there're a lot of them.
anyway, i go there with emily (who doesn't look like emily and doesn't talk like emily. actually, i don't think she talks at all) and my dad. we order a few drinks, specifically porn stars (which are really delicious), and i end up leaving emily and dad to go to the pool. on the way there, the bartender, who is super fucking gorgeous, just pulls me back and tells me he loves me. he is wearing a blue shirt and pants.
anyhow, during this entire scene, we're holding hands and walking around pat and willy's. we go up some stairs and there's this huge room with weird stacco walls and dirty checkerboard flooring. at the end of the room, there're some people crowded around this little boy. i run and pull along my bartender lover to see what's upppp (because apparently i could remember and was able to perform CPR).
i get there, and the people are just smashing him in the chest trying to get him to breathe again. and he does. when i look at his face, he looks like some grey asian with a face that is completely asymmetrical. it was really scary, so we left.
and we go to the waterfall room to do it.
and the bartender goes to a separate room to get ready for something, and i sneakily come in, and he's pouring liquor all over his face. when we start to... you know... all these weird things come out of our nipples! like lemons and limes and cherries and light pop, hahahahaha!! and then the scene ends immediately.
when it starts up again, we're still holding hands, and randomly he would pour liquor on his face and stuff would emerge from nipples again. it was odd, but i didn't think anything of it.
and then dad took me and emily and the bartender in a huge SUV. we were going to go to mexico. i was kind of sad, because you had to have 3 dollars to talk to someone in the car, and i had 6, and i had to give it to the bartender and keep 3 for me, and emily didn't get any.
so, we're going to mexico, on this weird street that looks like allen street, but it's really wide open country. i just got this feeling i was on allen street, because every time we came to a red light, there was a tim horton's on the left.
and then i saw him! i saw my friend sean who i talk to on the internet sometimes. he was crouched ninja style because there was a war going on that i didn't know about. so, he follows the SUV, and finally manages to get inside, and rips me out of it. i wave goodbye to dad, emily and the bartender as they continue off to mexico.
and then me and sean are in puerto rico and battling off ancient life forms (scene lasts for less than a second)
and then we travel the world and end up under a bridge where he lights fire crackers.
and then i wake up.
well, the boy whom i have a crush on, and me, were just chilling out. by the way, whenever i have dreams, the scenes in them are really wacky. like, the setting of the dreams. the walls are all smeared, or there's no ceilings or there're holes in the walls with the universe outside (or things floating), or something. it's really weird. there's always a lot of space, or multiple sets of stairs in the room, too.
anyway, we were just sitting in his room, which was oddly dark, and the walls had blood on them for GOD knows why. and we were fooling around. all of a sudden, out of no where, his mom is in the room, and i'm having the best conversation with her. and, apparently, she knows he has sex, and just doesn't care (meanwhile, me and him are under the blankets all naked and stuff, and she's telling this girl she's never met and her son how it's alright to have sex and that she can be in the same room... it's alright). then, all of a sudden, she's gone again, and i try to continue things with him, but he is suddenly clothed and walks away towards a bunch of other people.
and then it's either dark, or i can't remember this part.
and then i am in a bar. it looks like the inside of pat and willy's, there's a lot of red. but there're waterfalls and intricate patterns carved into the walls. there's also no bar, just random bartenders that disappear and come back with drinks. no ceiling, just the universe and floating shit outside. you have to jump from one platform to the other, because the rooms are not connected, but there're a lot of them.
anyway, i go there with emily (who doesn't look like emily and doesn't talk like emily. actually, i don't think she talks at all) and my dad. we order a few drinks, specifically porn stars (which are really delicious), and i end up leaving emily and dad to go to the pool. on the way there, the bartender, who is super fucking gorgeous, just pulls me back and tells me he loves me. he is wearing a blue shirt and pants.
anyhow, during this entire scene, we're holding hands and walking around pat and willy's. we go up some stairs and there's this huge room with weird stacco walls and dirty checkerboard flooring. at the end of the room, there're some people crowded around this little boy. i run and pull along my bartender lover to see what's upppp (because apparently i could remember and was able to perform CPR).
i get there, and the people are just smashing him in the chest trying to get him to breathe again. and he does. when i look at his face, he looks like some grey asian with a face that is completely asymmetrical. it was really scary, so we left.
and we go to the waterfall room to do it.
and the bartender goes to a separate room to get ready for something, and i sneakily come in, and he's pouring liquor all over his face. when we start to... you know... all these weird things come out of our nipples! like lemons and limes and cherries and light pop, hahahahaha!! and then the scene ends immediately.
when it starts up again, we're still holding hands, and randomly he would pour liquor on his face and stuff would emerge from nipples again. it was odd, but i didn't think anything of it.
and then dad took me and emily and the bartender in a huge SUV. we were going to go to mexico. i was kind of sad, because you had to have 3 dollars to talk to someone in the car, and i had 6, and i had to give it to the bartender and keep 3 for me, and emily didn't get any.
so, we're going to mexico, on this weird street that looks like allen street, but it's really wide open country. i just got this feeling i was on allen street, because every time we came to a red light, there was a tim horton's on the left.
and then i saw him! i saw my friend sean who i talk to on the internet sometimes. he was crouched ninja style because there was a war going on that i didn't know about. so, he follows the SUV, and finally manages to get inside, and rips me out of it. i wave goodbye to dad, emily and the bartender as they continue off to mexico.
and then me and sean are in puerto rico and battling off ancient life forms (scene lasts for less than a second)
and then we travel the world and end up under a bridge where he lights fire crackers.
and then i wake up.