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I promised in my previous entry (in a comment) that I would create an entry detailing exactly how to go about training a Tepparmy, so now I will proceed to do so.
The first step in training a Tepparmy is acquiring a Tepparmy for the low, low price of 12 payments of 29.95. Once this transaction is complete, you are well on your way tocreating a clever/stupid army. There are three basic types of Tepper's that you will encounter in your Tepparmy. The first kind is the serious and thoughtful Tepper, a Type A Tepper. This type of Tepper is the most rare and most coveted type of Tepper, because they function as generals in your Tepparmy.
When you first receive your Tepparmy, you must find this type of Tepper and quickly acquaint yourself with him, because as I said before, he will function as a general. The easiest way to spot a Type A Tepper is to play the theme from Sportscenter on a radio about 500 feet away from where your Tepparmy is situated. Almost every Tepper will immediately go running towards the sound, but the very few who do not run towards the sound of Sportscenter are the Type A Tepper. You may think that this Tepper does not run towards SC sounds because he his more thoughtful and serious, and therefore mature, but you are sadly mistaken. The real reason a Type A Tepper does not run towards SC sounds is because all Type A Tepper are deaf.
After you have sorted out the Type A Teppers, you must move on to the Type B Tepper. This Tepper is the most numerous type of Tepper, because he is the stupid Tepper who has his moments of intelligence. Therefore, this type of Tepper will constitute the actual force of your Tepparmy, and therefore is vital to your success in whatever you desire to do with your Tepparmy.
This type of Tepper is quite easy to spot, because after you find the Type A Teppers, distinguishing between the Type B and C Teppers is quite easy, as you will see later. Anyways, now to expand on the matter of the Type B Tepper. Alrite, now that we've expanded, let's move on.
The Type C Tepper will soon become your worst enemy. He is useless to you and your schemes, but unfortunately, the Type A and Type B Tepper use the Type C tepper for... ahem, reproductive purposes. So, you must quickly capture the monkey like Type C Tepper and put them in a "brothel of love" for your Tepparmy. Pictured below is the Type C Tepper.
In conclusion, raising a Tepparmy is really not that difficult to do. After you purchase your Tepparmy batch, usually numbering at about 100 Teppers, they will reproduce (as detailed above) quickly, so long as you provide the right "environment" (also detailed above). Before you know it, your Tepparmy will be unstoppable.
The first step in training a Tepparmy is acquiring a Tepparmy for the low, low price of 12 payments of 29.95. Once this transaction is complete, you are well on your way tocreating a clever/stupid army. There are three basic types of Tepper's that you will encounter in your Tepparmy. The first kind is the serious and thoughtful Tepper, a Type A Tepper. This type of Tepper is the most rare and most coveted type of Tepper, because they function as generals in your Tepparmy.
When you first receive your Tepparmy, you must find this type of Tepper and quickly acquaint yourself with him, because as I said before, he will function as a general. The easiest way to spot a Type A Tepper is to play the theme from Sportscenter on a radio about 500 feet away from where your Tepparmy is situated. Almost every Tepper will immediately go running towards the sound, but the very few who do not run towards the sound of Sportscenter are the Type A Tepper. You may think that this Tepper does not run towards SC sounds because he his more thoughtful and serious, and therefore mature, but you are sadly mistaken. The real reason a Type A Tepper does not run towards SC sounds is because all Type A Tepper are deaf.
After you have sorted out the Type A Teppers, you must move on to the Type B Tepper. This Tepper is the most numerous type of Tepper, because he is the stupid Tepper who has his moments of intelligence. Therefore, this type of Tepper will constitute the actual force of your Tepparmy, and therefore is vital to your success in whatever you desire to do with your Tepparmy.
This type of Tepper is quite easy to spot, because after you find the Type A Teppers, distinguishing between the Type B and C Teppers is quite easy, as you will see later. Anyways, now to expand on the matter of the Type B Tepper. Alrite, now that we've expanded, let's move on.
The Type C Tepper will soon become your worst enemy. He is useless to you and your schemes, but unfortunately, the Type A and Type B Tepper use the Type C tepper for... ahem, reproductive purposes. So, you must quickly capture the monkey like Type C Tepper and put them in a "brothel of love" for your Tepparmy. Pictured below is the Type C Tepper.
In conclusion, raising a Tepparmy is really not that difficult to do. After you purchase your Tepparmy batch, usually numbering at about 100 Teppers, they will reproduce (as detailed above) quickly, so long as you provide the right "environment" (also detailed above). Before you know it, your Tepparmy will be unstoppable.