When you are trying to seduce a fine lady, just flash them your big, hairy man boobie. It gets them every time.

45 minutes to go, and I'm out this mutha fucka for 2 days. Oh yeah, the Boondocks is the funniest cartoon on television. Period. So go watch it. Sunday nights at 11pm and reruns at 3am EST. Bitches.

Another day, another dollar, and another bored ass mind stuck at this fucking desk. I'm so bored that I actually think I like coming to work. Am I wrong for that? Prolly not.

Okay, so I'm back from another round of a 3-day weekend. We went back to the winery on Thursday and picked up another couple of bottles of wine. Too bad we downed them that night. But, I was really good and drunk for quite a while. Friday was a pain in my ass, seeing both grandmothers and playing errand boy, but we got some cashola - highly ( Read more... )

Holy shit. The past 3 days have been out of this fucking world. Time for a recap.

Day 1 - Thursday, November 10, 2005We started off the day by having Amber's wisdom teeth removed. It was quick and surprisingly painless, from what Amber has told me, but she did swell up and was numb. I hate that she still can't chew very well, but I'm glad she ( Read more... )

Yes, I have to work tomorrow, but I don't have to leave the house before then. I'll have a morning off...YAY!!!

In other news, Amber is having her wisdom teeth taken out on Thursday. I hate that she'll be in pain, but she'll feel a lot better once it is over.

Happy Birthday goes out to Mr. Jonkman, if he still reads this thing. I just hope his pre-birthday drinking does not start out his b-day in the hole. Maybe he needs a little hair of the dog ( Read more... )

Back from my glorious 3 day weekend. The family and I took a little road trip to Alabama for a couple of days and had one hell of a blast. I needed that break more than I thought ( Read more... )

Working on my typical day off, but I'm off work tomorrow. Amber and I are taking Journey and Katie to Boo at the Zoo tomorrow, since I have to work on Halloween. That should be fun. Starting Saturday, I'll have my new schedule = 3:30 to midnight with Thursday's and Friday's off. Super duper!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......relief ( Read more... )