My insulting name is Essence of sheer vile Gherkinpenis!
What's yours?

On the 12th day of Independence, my true love gave to me:

12 pack of Budweiser
11 cases M-80's
10 pack of hot dogs
9 rolls of duct tape
8 pack of buns
7 party boats
6 thong bikinis
5 roman candles
4 drunk men
3 calls to the police
2 slip and slides
and a mild concussion to my cranium.

Happy 4th of July, everybody!!! *hic-cup*

Back to the daily grind, i s'pose. No one seems to read this thing anymore. If you do, post something for me.

Okay, today has been funny. My grandmother's neighbors from across the street keep walking their 2 dogs in the area next to her yard to use the bathroom, and it has been getting on my grandmother's nerves for over 3 months. So, while visiting her today, the neighbors brought those shit-bags over again today. I followed them with a plastic bag ( Read more... )

Ok, so now that I never have to see that God-forsaken, bug-infested, weeds-for-a-front-lawn, landlords-treating-you-like-a-puppy-at-christmas, grand-canyon-for-a-driveway, busted-ass trailor again, I am screaming from the rooftops. I'm feeling very hypenated today, in case you couldn't tell ( Read more... )

Almost done moving to the new house. Only one more truck load left. Thank God!!!

Now, if only I can get ahold of a scanner, pics will be added to the net all over the place. We finally have the internet at our house again, after a little over a year hiatus. Woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!

I find that the hip-hop world is amazingly hilarious for 2 reasons alone:

1. Lil John
2. Fat Joe (the whitest Puerto Rican I have ever seen)

Need any other explanations?

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Slowly but surely, we are steadily taking a trunk full of stuff over to the new place everytime we have to drive by it or before I go to work. Hopefully, this means that there will only be the big stuff to load on the U-haul, making the entire moving process on Wednesday last no more than a couple of hours loading/unloading/returning the vehicle ( Read more... )

Man, today I have been feeling rushed. Kinda funny though, cuz I only stopped drinking about an hour ago, and I had to run home to drop off Katie, Amber, and Journey (Amber's lil sis), only to turn right back around and get to work. I firmly believe that this job would be 975132908754390287534 times easier if they allowed a 2 drink limit, kinda ( Read more... )