-My car won't start.
-I was so out of it, that today I went to the wrong class, so I got sent to sweep.
-Mr. Communist sent me to conduct today because we were talking about priests, and I called them pedophiles and always being horny since they can't marry. And well, he heard me woooooopie. I need to stop opening my big fat jewish mouth.So I
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