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nfu_hairtwirl

Obligatory Log Post

Jun 13, 2005 14:23

*eyes notebook* I am gathering so much information, that I cannot write fast enough for it.

Point 1: I have decided to bring my laptop with me everywhere. Although for my own safety, I have not left my house for very long. Being holed up in a giant security den with about fifty guard dogs can have its downside every now and then, but I am managing ( Read more... )

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play_on_words June 14 2005, 00:23:50 UTC

Surprisingly, your hypothesis seems to be quite correct. Very well researched...

I suppose it's at least a good thing that they can't reproduce, for the most part.

nfu_hairtwirl June 14 2005, 04:45:02 UTC

I wouldn't want to have even MORE of them running around. They remind me of gremlins.

fairy_taichi June 14 2005, 04:16:22 UTC

whats an assbaby?

nfu_hairtwirl June 14 2005, 04:45:23 UTC

...a baby that comes out of your ass.

fairy_taichi June 14 2005, 04:48:03 UTC

.....how does that work though desu? guys dont have the write parts for that desu...

OOC fairy_taichi June 14 2005, 04:54:06 UTC

((exclude my typo >>;;)

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__fuckoff June 14 2005, 05:38:12 UTC

If you don't fix the science experiment gone wrong all ready, I'm going to kill you.

nfu_hairtwirl June 14 2005, 06:03:23 UTC

I've been working on that, but I want to research some more. It's fascinating.

__fuckoff June 14 2005, 06:27:55 UTC

Fix it now before I blow off your head with a shotgun.

street_basket June 14 2005, 05:52:45 UTC

Mom?

Is my last name Sadaharu, Hajime, or Tachibana?

You see, I ask because you aren't apparently married to Father, and as I am a clone I have no real right to the surname Tachibana (or even the name An, I'm sure). So, the highest possibility is that I am a Hajime - taking after my mother, who is, again, unmarried.

*confused.*

nfu_hairtwirl June 14 2005, 06:05:04 UTC

At this point, I'm not sure.

Do last names really mean anything anymore?

street_basket June 14 2005, 06:48:16 UTC

Sure they do... if you have good initials, they can make for a good nickname. ^_^

nfu_hairtwirl June 14 2005, 19:43:24 UTC

HA
TA
SA

I wouldn't suggest any of those initials. Especially if you took my last name.

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00oshitari June 15 2005, 03:02:18 UTC

Mother! It's me the Oshitari clone! I come bearing your favorite sweets and love & respect for my creator.

For the record, I would like to state that I have inherited you and Father's genius. I have an unquenchable need to spy and gather data, which I believe to be the result of being your offspring. If I can be of any service to you all you need to is ask. I am the best of the clones, if I do say so myself, and I am a superb son. You have my undying devotion! Nfu.

....

I also seem to have a few habits in common with you Mother.

In short, I have the good genes the lesser clones are lacking.

~Yuushi ♥

nfu_hairtwirl June 15 2005, 03:39:27 UTC

YES I knew somewhere that all the good genes must have transferred to make some sort of super-clone.

Oh, you will definately make a fine addition as a son. Yes, a son and not a clone or an assbaby. You can invariably start by being a lookout for when I go outside as I'm still afraid too wary to leave this house.