Public Service Announcement.

[nfu_hairtwirl]

Okay.

First on my agenda. Place yourself in my shoes. Would you honestly want to take care of thirty plus children? Half of which jump up and down and call you "MOMMY!" in a high-pitched voice? You try staying calm, collected and not explode every once in a while

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[duckncover_]

*sniff* Ok....

...you can hold my hairdryer if you want to, maybe it'll make you feel better and fix your hair

[nfu_hairtwirl]

You're going to allow your hairdryer to leave your hands for even a moment?

My children love me... that much?

If I wasn't so damn smart, I might feel a revelation coming on.

[duckncover_]

...only if you don't leave the room with it.

Mother is scary and psycho when he's angry.

[nfu_hairtwirl]

I promise. Give me a plug-in and a mirror so that I may fix my hair and all will be well with the world, nfu.

[blue_hairclips]

I think I already told you all that I wanted to say...

* whips out her CD player and puts some relaxing music in the background *

[00oshitari]

*BIG HUGS FOR MOTHER*

No one should blame you for losing your temper. You're life his highly stressful right now. People need to understand that.

Perhaps a day at a nice spa is in order?

~ Yuushi ♥

[nfu_hairtwirl]

Aw, fuck. Yuushi.

You just. You just MADE my freaking day, nfuuu. That spa suggestion, just the thing.

...and maybe a manicure and a facial to boot.

[and_so_i_smiled]

Oh, no need to worry about the cramps. ^_^ They're a perfectly normal part of the menstrual cycle. You'll be just fine.

[OOC: I'll have you know that I accidentally typed "manstrual" at first and was tempted to leave it that way.]

[nfu_hairtwirl]

Yes. But they are hell. and I need a massage.. or chocolate ice cream.

[OOC: Well, maybe this really is the 'manstual' cycle, nya? XDD]