Happy Birthday Mandarin

[ngeddie]

I dont even know if he's alive and I cant find any way to contact him because he hasn't been active on any forum I can find since November...

But in any case, just in case he reads this... Happy Birthday Mandi, may all your dreams come vaguely true this year. Vaguely. VAGUELY DAMN IT!

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[bligityblah]

I don't know if you heard but that blame falls on my shoulders, well sorta. Try his email address if you want:
mandarin@fiftythreedegrees.com

Hopefully he isn't dead and stuff.

[stupid_dex]

Who the fuck is Mandarin?

[ngeddie]

Some say that:

He is wanted by the CIA.
His breath smells of magnesium.
He can catch fish with his tongue.
His tears are adhesive.
If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.

All we know is he's called The Mandarin!