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i played poker with the guys. i made $100.00.

not too shabby. apparently i am the luckiest guy in the world.

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kerrys life:

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damnit. im too hugnry to continue my work. so instead i am making food. and taking pictures. since those are better than words.

food & fridge..why not? thiz is also why toaster ovens are > george forman


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i love violins.

is what i call procrastination.

i like to eat.

there is a hole in the window.

my fish is ugly.

prostitutes are people too.

mm dicks.

somebody was trying to break into our house today...5:40am. bad fucking idea.

pushing fish in the vagina
inserting objects into the uretha

what do these have in common?