The Gas Leak - Epilogue
Title: The Gas Leak
Pairing: Santana/Brittany (Ch 1 et al), Finn/Tina (Ch 2), Will/Holly (Ch 3), Puck/Bieste (Ch 4), Sue/Emma (Ch 5), Lauren/Mercedes/Artie (Ch 6), Quinn/Mike (Ch 7), Sam/Rachel (Ch 8).
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: Takes place in an alternate Season 3.
Disclaimer: I don't own this.
The Gas Leak
Based on a prompt from the Glee Kink Meme http://glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com/8721.html?thread=14264849#t14264849
“Brittany and Santana have one of their famous rendezvouses in the Boiler Room at school. They go at it kind of rough and accidentally cause some type of Gas Leak. Now this gas leak doesn't kill you or make you pass out ... it makes you horny. So in various other parts of the school, multiple other pairs begin to participate in the school wide sex romp.”
Features Brittana and 7 other rair couples/groups.
Epilogue
Monday Morning - Principal Figgins’s Office
“Hello everyone. I’ve asked you to all here this morning to address an unfortunate incident that occurred last Friday afternoon,” began Principal Figgins to the assembled members of New Directions and a few teachers. “It seems that at some point after the school day ended, there was an accident with our heating system that caused a school wide Gas Leak. Anyone in the building would have been exposed to a vast array of infectious gases which would have untold consequences on one’s state of mind. According to an eyewitness report from Mr. Kidney the janitor, who at the time was painting the boundaries of the football field, all of you were seen exiting the school after the gas leak was thought to have begun.”
Everyone looked around at each other trying to see if anyone was showing guilt or remorse. Will decided to break the tension by speaking for the group. “Principal Figgins, I’m not sure about anyone else, but I personally have no recollection of the events of Friday afternoon. I woke up in the teacher’s lounge with no memory and a pounding headache. Probably because of the gas.”
“Yeah, Mr. Schue’s right,” spoke up Finn Hudson. “I think a lot of us were surprised when we woke up.” Then he coughed and mumbled something while looking towards Tina.
“Well to be honest, I believe investigating this incident further would only be a waste of time, since whoever caused the gas leak, also happened to fix it in a timely fashion. So therefore none of you will face disciplinary action.” The assembled group all breathed a sigh of relief and began to pat each other on the back. “However, I will insist that you all sign these combination wavers and nondisclosure agreements before you leave. I think that’s a reasonable trade off, wouldn’t you?”
Later everyone went there separate ways, several with questions still lingering in their minds.
Will wondered why he had 10 new voicemail messages from Holly Holliday.
Emma wondered where the bruises on her wrists had come from.
Puck wondered why the thought of lifting weights gave him an erection.
Finn wondered why he couldn’t sit down at his drum set without thinking about Tina’s boobs.
Others were focused on more important things. Artie Abrams was busy debating with Jacob Ben Israel of the authenticity of the footage to
have been discovered left on the HD camera in the A/V room earlier that morning. He also reminded himself to tell his mother to pick up a laundry detergent that could get blood out of his favorite sweatervest.
Later that day Quinn Fabray cornered Mike Chang in the hallway. “Hey Mike, I just wanted to thank you for all the help you gave me with that paper for class.”
“No problem Quinn. Anytime you need anything, just ask.”
Before he walked away Quinn spoke up, “Actually, there is one thing.” Mike turned and leaned in as Quinn started to whisper. “If you still happen to have a pair of my panties, could you return them before our next ‘study session’ maybe?” Quinn then turned away leaving behind a bewildered, but oddly intrigued Mike behind.
Further down the hallway, Sam found Rachel Berry. He began, “Hey Rachel, I don’t know about you, but nothing Figgins said about last Friday, made any sense to me. I didn’t feel any funny, and I definitely remember everything that happened. Do you?”
Rachel tried to feign ignorance, but she realized how cruel that would be so she answered honestly. “Of course Sam, I told you I’d never forget. That wasn’t a lie.” She then grabbed hold of his hand, and they made their way together to the lunchroom.
Lastly, Brittany found her girlfriend Santana in front of her locker. “Santana, umh, I still sorta feel guilty about what we did last week.”
“Don’t worry about it Britt. Clearly everyone’s fine, the school’s still standing, and from what I can tell, either no one remembers what happened to them, or they’re actually glad it did. So it looks like we might’ve lucked out on this one.” She then extended her pinky to her girlfriend, and received not only a pinky in return but also a smile.
“Hey Santana? Maybe next time we should wait until we can get home and have sex in a bed like a normal couple…”
“Deal.”
THE END
Thank You for reading. And also … #soon ;)
Pairing: Santana/Brittany (Ch 1 et al), Finn/Tina (Ch 2), Will/Holly (Ch 3), Puck/Bieste (Ch 4), Sue/Emma (Ch 5), Lauren/Mercedes/Artie (Ch 6), Quinn/Mike (Ch 7), Sam/Rachel (Ch 8).
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: Takes place in an alternate Season 3.
Disclaimer: I don't own this.
The Gas Leak
Based on a prompt from the Glee Kink Meme http://glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com/8721.html?thread=14264849#t14264849
“Brittany and Santana have one of their famous rendezvouses in the Boiler Room at school. They go at it kind of rough and accidentally cause some type of Gas Leak. Now this gas leak doesn't kill you or make you pass out ... it makes you horny. So in various other parts of the school, multiple other pairs begin to participate in the school wide sex romp.”
Features Brittana and 7 other rair couples/groups.
Epilogue
Monday Morning - Principal Figgins’s Office
“Hello everyone. I’ve asked you to all here this morning to address an unfortunate incident that occurred last Friday afternoon,” began Principal Figgins to the assembled members of New Directions and a few teachers. “It seems that at some point after the school day ended, there was an accident with our heating system that caused a school wide Gas Leak. Anyone in the building would have been exposed to a vast array of infectious gases which would have untold consequences on one’s state of mind. According to an eyewitness report from Mr. Kidney the janitor, who at the time was painting the boundaries of the football field, all of you were seen exiting the school after the gas leak was thought to have begun.”
Everyone looked around at each other trying to see if anyone was showing guilt or remorse. Will decided to break the tension by speaking for the group. “Principal Figgins, I’m not sure about anyone else, but I personally have no recollection of the events of Friday afternoon. I woke up in the teacher’s lounge with no memory and a pounding headache. Probably because of the gas.”
“Yeah, Mr. Schue’s right,” spoke up Finn Hudson. “I think a lot of us were surprised when we woke up.” Then he coughed and mumbled something while looking towards Tina.
“Well to be honest, I believe investigating this incident further would only be a waste of time, since whoever caused the gas leak, also happened to fix it in a timely fashion. So therefore none of you will face disciplinary action.” The assembled group all breathed a sigh of relief and began to pat each other on the back. “However, I will insist that you all sign these combination wavers and nondisclosure agreements before you leave. I think that’s a reasonable trade off, wouldn’t you?”
Later everyone went there separate ways, several with questions still lingering in their minds.
Will wondered why he had 10 new voicemail messages from Holly Holliday.
Emma wondered where the bruises on her wrists had come from.
Puck wondered why the thought of lifting weights gave him an erection.
Finn wondered why he couldn’t sit down at his drum set without thinking about Tina’s boobs.
Others were focused on more important things. Artie Abrams was busy debating with Jacob Ben Israel of the authenticity of the footage to
have been discovered left on the HD camera in the A/V room earlier that morning. He also reminded himself to tell his mother to pick up a laundry detergent that could get blood out of his favorite sweatervest.
Later that day Quinn Fabray cornered Mike Chang in the hallway. “Hey Mike, I just wanted to thank you for all the help you gave me with that paper for class.”
“No problem Quinn. Anytime you need anything, just ask.”
Before he walked away Quinn spoke up, “Actually, there is one thing.” Mike turned and leaned in as Quinn started to whisper. “If you still happen to have a pair of my panties, could you return them before our next ‘study session’ maybe?” Quinn then turned away leaving behind a bewildered, but oddly intrigued Mike behind.
Further down the hallway, Sam found Rachel Berry. He began, “Hey Rachel, I don’t know about you, but nothing Figgins said about last Friday, made any sense to me. I didn’t feel any funny, and I definitely remember everything that happened. Do you?”
Rachel tried to feign ignorance, but she realized how cruel that would be so she answered honestly. “Of course Sam, I told you I’d never forget. That wasn’t a lie.” She then grabbed hold of his hand, and they made their way together to the lunchroom.
Lastly, Brittany found her girlfriend Santana in front of her locker. “Santana, umh, I still sorta feel guilty about what we did last week.”
“Don’t worry about it Britt. Clearly everyone’s fine, the school’s still standing, and from what I can tell, either no one remembers what happened to them, or they’re actually glad it did. So it looks like we might’ve lucked out on this one.” She then extended her pinky to her girlfriend, and received not only a pinky in return but also a smile.
“Hey Santana? Maybe next time we should wait until we can get home and have sex in a bed like a normal couple…”
“Deal.”
THE END
Thank You for reading. And also … #soon ;)