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So I was just looking around and found this funny yet dumb How-Asian-Are-You survey. Some questions are pretty stupid while some are heavily stereotyped. Seriously a better one can easily be made. Anyhow here it is. Enjoy!
Asian Survey
[X] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ ] You were born in Asia
[X] You use(d) the term "Azn"
[X] You think DDR is cool
[X] You watch anime
[ ] You like Japanese drama
[Xdid] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[X] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[Xish] You eat rice almost everyday
[X] You drink lemon tea
X's so far: 7/10
[ ] You style your hair
[X] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[X] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[X] Your parents have high expectations of you
[X] You always get A's/B's on your report
[X] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[X] You know your multiplication table
[X] You play badminton or table tennis
[ ] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge
X's so far: 14/20
[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[X] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[X] You're not the only child
[X] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[X] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[X] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[X] You can do the rubiks cube
[X] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[X] You play video games
X's so far: 25/30
[X] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home (past)
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[X] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[ ] You own a gaming console
[X] You play a musical instrument
[X] You don't wear shoes in your house
[X] You can use chopsticks well
[X] You get nothing if you do well in school
X's so far: 31/40
[X] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[X] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[X] You have/had a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[X] You like bubble tea
[X] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[X] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
X's so far: 37/50
[X] You know what bok choy is
[X] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[X] You have/had a tutor
[X] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[X] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[X] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[X] You have tasted durian
[X] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[ ] You have eaten dog or snake
[ ] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are
X's so far: 45/60
[X] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[ ] You have or have had a bowl cut
[X] Your parents enjoy(ed) comparing you to their friends' kids
[X] You eat everything with chopsticks
[ ] You hang/hung your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[X] You are applying/applied to an ivy league college
[ ] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[X] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[X] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[X] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV
X's so far: 52/70
[ ] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[X] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[X] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[ ] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[ ] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[X] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[X] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[X] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[X] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it
[X] You love hot pot
X's so far: 59/80
[X] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[X] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[X] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[X] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[X] You give fruits as gifts
[ ] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[X] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[ ] You have relatives in Canada
[X] The number 8 is an extremely lucky number to you
[X] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you
X's so far: 67/90
[X] Every big event revolves around food
[X] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[ ] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[X] You try to save money on everything you buy
[ ] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[ ] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[X] School is always the number one priority in your family
[ ] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[X] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[ ] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking
X's in total: 72/100
25 or lower - White Washed
26-30 - European/Canadian/American Born Asian
31-40 - Pure Asian
40-45 - FOB Washed Asian
45-50 - Pure FOBS
55 and up - Hopelessly FOBBY