Does the fact that you're employed mean you're coming to Mage on Friday? It best do. Don't want to have to open up a can of whup-ass ... on your .. ass.
I believe the traditional approach is to open it *in* his ass. The bubbles sting like a motherfucker.
I am told.
Anyway, Jake, we all miss you in London. You must come down and see us, or we shall be forced to go up there and bug you at your place of employment... ^^
But, I was helping the gift of happiness* come into the life of a bride and groom, as they sat surrounded by their family and friends** and raised a glass of good cheer!***
*actually, alcohol. **and alcohol. ***Wonderful happiness! ...No, wait, that one's alcohol as well.
Or some such. I am told that I will have a Friday-Saturday pair off sometime soon, though, and as soon as I get wind of such an occurrence, I will inform you&Matt...
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Happy you are happy.
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I am told.
Anyway, Jake, we all miss you in London. You must come down and see us, or we shall be forced to go up there and bug you at your place of employment... ^^
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But, I was helping the gift of happiness* come into the life of a bride and groom, as they sat surrounded by their family and friends** and raised a glass of good cheer!***
*actually, alcohol.
**and alcohol.
***Wonderful happiness!
...No, wait, that one's alcohol as well.
Or some such.
I am told that I will have a Friday-Saturday pair off sometime soon, though, and as soon as I get wind of such an occurrence, I will inform you&Matt...
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