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[nhym]

So, cleaning out my desk for the move-prep-shit that I am unofficially allergic to (SYNTAX LIKE WHOA) I found lost, top-secret government papers and disks, dating back to the Kennedy assassination. I've made copies of everything and scattered the documents in several deposit boxes and Swiss accounts.

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[_beetle_]

Massacred crab. You can't tell, but this thing was fucking huge. Not far away were the remains of a pelican.
I imagine this fight must have been like clash of the titans epic.

Otherwise known as a Battle Royale.

That girl's purpose in life is to ruin every sunset picture. My newfound purpose is to find her and murder her family.

I'm not unfamiliar with Jersey. I know places we could lose some bodies. Fuhgeddaboudit.

Your vacation looks awesome :)