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Meth head shambling across the parking lot. Could not get inside fast enough. Luckily, they can't smell fear or coffee, and haven't developed a keen sense of night vision. Yet. -
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Interesting things that happened tonight: wildlife edition!
Saw a coyote walking down First tonight. Quickly went inside before childhood nightmares overwhelmed me.
And just when I thought it was safe to go back outside, a raccoon bum-rushed me in it's flight from scavenging our trash.
It brushed my leg. My screams went unheard.
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I am not Jewish. But so help me Jesus, I will help my Jewish roommate drink the three bottles of Manischewitz she bought as as she stutters through the Seder.
Passover: The Drinking Game. Drink every time Jordan fucks up the Yiddish. Half a bottle each is already gone. Also, we didn't make a dinner.
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Let's Not Get Anything Accomplished Ever! OR, New and Exciting Ways in Which Laura is a Dumbass.
Who hasn't slept for three days? Who hasn't finished her paper that was due Monday? Who's exploring an unimaginably wide range of apathy? Who's a worthless piece of shit? Who doesn't care that she's a worthless piece of shit while wasting thousands of dollars of her parents' money on an institution she hasn't stepped a foot in since Friday ( Read more... )
