itp: hulu is a retirement home for horrible movies

[niav]

I really enjoy how every single movie on Hulu seems to have been designed specifically to make me do that surprised snort of laughter you read something really stupid.

A quick sample of Hulu's cinematic delights!

The Killer CondomThe plot takes place in New York, and in the present. In a hotel called "Quicky" a professor blackmails a student of

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[lkwreader]

oh, they all sound so bad. however, I completely agree with your comment about Alexandra's Project. when someone leaves instructions on something that should be self-explanatory, it only makes the person want to do it more.

[uchuu_kita]

'Bride of the Gorilla
The wife of a plantation owner is terrorized by a gorilla, who turns out to be her husband.'

This sounds brilliant.

[shymagical]

On his birthday Steve heads home expecting his wife, Alexandra, to have thrown him a surprise party. But instead, he finds a video tape marked "Play Me" that reveals a new sultry side of his wife and a shocking secret that will change his life forever.
Who needs to be told what to do with a random video tape? If she hadn't written "Play Me" on it would he have, what, boiled it?

No, see, its the unmarked tapes that are dangerous. I mean, what happens if it suddenly started playing a black and white movie of seemingly random yet slightly unnerving things and then an image of a innocent looking well should appear?