goseiknight IS sir only appearing for twenty seconds total

Mar 16, 2011 19:35

Goseiger vs Shinkenger
um I would be lying if I said I wasn't a bit sad, because I freaking love the Shinkengers and this is basically the last time we're going to see them (unless you want to take pity on me, Goukai). :'(

Alata you are still the cutest. ♥ I love how he daintily sets his grocery bag down before charging into a battle. tbh Takeru's immediate fondness for Alata basically proves that my theory that Takeru just loves moemoe cute shit is totally canon. sob Takeru you are more moe than ever in this. He's so cutely embarrassed at the kuroko. HE JUST WANTS TO BE A NORMAL BOY~~ :3 I love that the Goseigers basically worship the Shinkengers because you realise this basically means Takeru just picked himself up another colour-coded harem.

I do not love that the Goseigers know of the Shinkengers but not Doukoku. Who did you guys think the Shinkengers were fighting all this time, guys? Are you totally stupi--oh right. Carry on.

Do Ryunosuke and Chiaki just... stalk Takeru now. It's pretty damn suspicious that you guys knew exactly where he was and how to find him. >:( Is that what you two do with your lives now? And then Chiaki starts whining and snapping at Takeru's new wives. :'( Just tell him you like him, bb.

um while we're on the subject of you, ryunosuke, how much scenery do you intend to eat

Mako was so perceptive in Shinkenger and here she's kind of... Deanna Troi-esque. :( evil!Takeru shows up and she's like, "wait, isn't this a little strange?" um well yeah he's on fire he is not usually on fire that is a bit odd i guess?

In other news, Tori thinks that smiling evilly means only quirking up one side of your lips. And it's a shame that GoseiKnight first met Takeru under such strained circumstances, because I think they've have got on so well otherwise. :( They are both socially awkward and moe and Takeru likes cats?

And then they pair off and--dude Moune is way too much woman for Chiaki. She would top him until he cried. *___* They actually brofisted, you guys. I love it so much. *___* Speaking of pairing up, ANY TEAM-UP WITH KAORU IN IT IS A GOOD TEAM-UP. Kaoru. ♥ Kaoru and Alata working together is pretty much my favourite thing ever.

lol I see the Shinkenger reaction to an unconscious Takeru is still the same: quick, feel him up while he won't notice! Don't think I don't see your hand on his inner thigh, Mako. And then he wakes up and we get shots of him whispering their names while they stare at him lovingly. You guys, get a room.

er guys i have a question: so when you're on the cliff facing off against the baddies Takeru and Alata are side by side in the middle, and then you all transform and suddenly Mako and Eri are in the centre and GoseiKnight has just showed up out of nowhere. so basically my question is if the universe is infinite and time is also infinite, why are Toei's continuity editors still employed?

Mako and Eri are the only pair sad enough to actually come up with something as stupid as "Pink Double Attack!!" I'm guessing Eri suggested it to the others and they went "oh yeah, great!" but privately they agreed it was a stupid idea and nobody told her they weren't doing it. :(

Then the Goukaigers show up and at this point I'm pretty much like "wow Daigoyou fuck your life". Also Toei I know you tried really hard to make them look cool but the Goukaigers will never ever be cool so long as Don keeps lovingly stroking his imaginary breasts.

Basically the main message I took from this is every man Takeru has ever truly loved eventually fucks off to a different world. I know that's the same message I got from Shinken vs Go-on too but come on Takeru, I think you need to stop fetishising dudes from other dimensions now. :(

Also what was with that bizarre little second where Takeru claps Chiaki on the shoulder (presumably because Chiaki was bugging Mako) as he passes and Chiaki is just like HOLY SHIT HE TOUCHED ME VOLUNTARILY OF HIS OWN ACCORD.

Then Nozomu drinks wine in the ending theme.

What.

toku, obsessed with people in spandex

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