[FIC] Little Joongie's Song [One-Shot]
Title: Little Joongie's Song
Pairing: Chibi Yunjae
Author: nic88
Length: One-shot (word count: 381)
Genre: fail-humour
Rating: G
Summary: Little Jaejoong met his hero.
A/n: Don’t read if you are not free enough to read, it’s a total nonsense wrote by the very frustrated person (Me!). Please forgive me!
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As little Jaejoong was on his way to the kindergarten, he was singing his so-called own-composed song:
“Oh, I’m little Joongie.
Having cute and big eyes.
My mum says I look the best in dresses,
but Joongie is a boy.
My neighbour says I have a cute butt,
but I don’t have a duck butt like Junsu’s.
I……”
“Hey you, girl!”
Little Jaejoong was terrified staring at the bigger boys who were stopping his way.
“Joongie is not a girl.” Little Jaejoong said with tremble.
“We don’t care if you are a girl or a boy, hand us all your money now.” One of the boys threatened with a scissor in his hand pointing to little Jaejoong.
“Hey, what are you guys doing?”
Before little Jaejoong can react, the boys heard an angry voice behind them and turned around.
The leader of the boys smirked when he saw the owner of the voice, “What? You want to be a hero? With that kind of height and body?” And they laughed at the enraged boy in front of them.
Before they stopped laughing, they received punches right on their cheeks. The bigger boys shrieked in pain and then they all ran away.
“Thank you.” Little Jaejoong looked at the boy who had become his hero and gave a sweet smile to him.
“I have rescued you, my little princess.” Little Yunho knelt down in front of little Jaejoong and gave a slight bow, as he practiced in his kindergarten’s special stage theatre.
Little Jaejoong looked at him confusingly, “But Joongie is a boy.”
“Joongie is pretty, I want Joongie to be my bride!” Little Yunho said with a silly grin as he stood up and held little Jaejoong’s hand.
And then, people tend to see two adorable little boys walking to kindergarten hand-in-hand every morning. Some even heard the shorter but pretty boy singing:
“Oh, I’m little Joongie.
Having cute and big eyes.
My mum says I look the best in dresses,
but Joongie is a boy.
My neighbour says I have a cute butt,
but I don’t have a duck butt like Junsu’s.
I met a boy named Yunnie and he's so cute with his gorgeous smile,
and I’ll be his bride after we grown up.
We’ll live happily ever after……”
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Pairing: Chibi Yunjae
Author: nic88
Length: One-shot (word count: 381)
Genre: fail-humour
Rating: G
Summary: Little Jaejoong met his hero.
A/n: Don’t read if you are not free enough to read, it’s a total nonsense wrote by the very frustrated person (Me!). Please forgive me!
===============================================================
As little Jaejoong was on his way to the kindergarten, he was singing his so-called own-composed song:
“Oh, I’m little Joongie.
Having cute and big eyes.
My mum says I look the best in dresses,
but Joongie is a boy.
My neighbour says I have a cute butt,
but I don’t have a duck butt like Junsu’s.
I……”
“Hey you, girl!”
Little Jaejoong was terrified staring at the bigger boys who were stopping his way.
“Joongie is not a girl.” Little Jaejoong said with tremble.
“We don’t care if you are a girl or a boy, hand us all your money now.” One of the boys threatened with a scissor in his hand pointing to little Jaejoong.
“Hey, what are you guys doing?”
Before little Jaejoong can react, the boys heard an angry voice behind them and turned around.
The leader of the boys smirked when he saw the owner of the voice, “What? You want to be a hero? With that kind of height and body?” And they laughed at the enraged boy in front of them.
Before they stopped laughing, they received punches right on their cheeks. The bigger boys shrieked in pain and then they all ran away.
“Thank you.” Little Jaejoong looked at the boy who had become his hero and gave a sweet smile to him.
“I have rescued you, my little princess.” Little Yunho knelt down in front of little Jaejoong and gave a slight bow, as he practiced in his kindergarten’s special stage theatre.
Little Jaejoong looked at him confusingly, “But Joongie is a boy.”
“Joongie is pretty, I want Joongie to be my bride!” Little Yunho said with a silly grin as he stood up and held little Jaejoong’s hand.
And then, people tend to see two adorable little boys walking to kindergarten hand-in-hand every morning. Some even heard the shorter but pretty boy singing:
“Oh, I’m little Joongie.
Having cute and big eyes.
My mum says I look the best in dresses,
but Joongie is a boy.
My neighbour says I have a cute butt,
but I don’t have a duck butt like Junsu’s.
I met a boy named Yunnie and he's so cute with his gorgeous smile,
and I’ll be his bride after we grown up.
We’ll live happily ever after……”
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