[FIC] Making You My Bride [One-shot]
Title: Making you my bride
Pairing: Chibi Yunjae
Author: nic88
Length: One-shot
Genre: fail-humour
Rating: G
Summary: Little Yunho needed to make another plan [Can be read as a sequel to “Little Yunnie’s plan”]
Totally failed in this ><
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Just as little Yunho was happy being friends with his cute little Jaejoong, little Yunho has not forgotten about his plan of making little Jaejoong his future bride at the same time.
So, the brilliant little Yunho thought that he had to make little Jaejoong to agree on becoming his bride.
At first, he thought that he should seek for advice from an adult and the best choice should be his mother, again.
“Mommy, can you tell me how a handsome man can make a gorgeous person as his bride?” little Yunho asked his mother who was watching television in the living room. He finally came out with a perfect question so that his mother would not suspect anything unlike last time.
Yunho’s mother glanced at him for one second before sticking her eyes back to the television and sneered, “What for you want to know about it? Little kid!”
“Hmmm... It’s for our school assignment, you see, we need to write an essay about life, so it includes marriage, yeah, MARRIAGE!” little Yunho emphasized loudly on the last word as he thought that it would be more convincing.
“Brilliant Jung Yunho! Brilliant!” little Yunho said inside his heart after he came out with a quite persuasive reason, well, as he thought.
Mrs Jung turned her head and looked at him, little Yunho quickly made an innocent face.
“Then watch this!” Mrs Jung pointed at the television, which was now showing a kissing scene of a couple.
Little Yunho was feeling a little blushed seeing the scene, but as he thought of the cute smile of little Jaejoong, he widened his eyes at the maximum level and stared at the television.
A wedding was shown after the kissing scene, little Yunho felt anticipated for making little Jaejoong his bride, as he was now thinking how beautiful little Jaejoong would be in a wedding dress.
His thought stopped when he heard Mrs Jung saying, “That’s how marriage was formed.”
And so, little Yunho thought he had the answer, he realized that he needed to kiss little Jaejoong before he can make him his bride.
It may be difficult, but little Yunho was certain that he could accomplish his mission.
Oh well, nothing is impossible for little Yunho.
******
So another plan was executed......
It was only 4am in the morning, little Yunho woke up very early just to start on his plan.
First, he tiptoed into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. He quickly revealed the hidden space at the bottom of the refrigerator and took a box of chocolate from there. The chocolate actually belonged to his mother and it was expensive, so she kept it only for herself. It was unfortunate for her to have a son who knew all her secrets, sigh.
After that, little Yunho sneaked into his parents’ room bringing a pair of scissors. He saw a flower bouquet on the make-up table and instantly crept over there. The flower bouquet was given by Mr Jung to Mrs Jung the night before as an apology for breaking her precious perfume bottle. Using the scissors, little Yunho cut down 3 roses from the bouquet and then slowly made his way out of the room.
Little Yunho put all the stuffs he had collected in his school bag carefully before he went to take his early bath. Now, he would need to wait for the time he reached school to continue his plan.
******
When little Yunho reached his school earlier than usual, he hurried to his classroom and put the chocolate and roses in little Jaejoong’s drawer. Of course, he did not forget to attach a note:
To my lovely Jaejoongie,
Do you like my present? Hehe......
From the very handsome Yunho
Little Yunho re-read it again before putting the note into the drawer. Then, he smiled sweetly while he headed back to his seat, which was behind little Jaejoong’s seat. He really wanted to switched places with the boy who was sitting beside little Jaejoong, but the teacher wouldn’t let him.
When little Jaejoong arrived at the classroom, little Yunho pretended to be really serious in reading his book.
Little Jaejoongie was carrying a cute little Doraemon bag on his back, smiling sweetly while he was entering the classroom. In his little and simple mind, he always thinks that he should be happy every day and everything would be fine.
There was no one in the classroom except little Yunho.
“Good morning, Yunnie.” Little Jaejoong greeted little Yunho who was still pretending to read his book.
Little Yunho slowly lifted up his head and said in a lower tone, “Ahem... Good morning, Jaejoongie.”
He was trying to act more mature and manly as he believed that he should be so to capture little Jaejoong’s heart.
Little Jaejoong’s smile faded and asked worriedly, “What’s the matter with you, Yunnie? You have sore throat?”
“No, nothing.” Little Yunho felt a bit embarrassed because things did not turn out to be as what he thought, in this case, little Jaejoong did not realize his manliness yet.
Then, he avoided eye contact with little Jaejoong and continued reading his book.
Little Jaejoong pouted and wondered why little Yunho was acting strangely. But since little Yunho did not seemed to be wanting to talk about it, little Jaejoong held back his curiosity and got seated.
When he wanted to put his bag into his drawer, he noticed the “present” from little Yunho.
Little Jaejoong smiled happily as he read the note. He carefully put it back to the drawer and turned around to face little Yunho who was sitting behind him. Little Yunho was actually watching him when he noticed the present that he gave him. The smile crept on little Jaejoong’s lips made him feel so dizzy, dizzy with happiness.
“Yunnie, why are you giving me those chocolates and roses? Mummy says that chocolates and roses are for girls” Little Jaejoong asked while sending innocent glares without conscious, which little Yunho could not resist the most and it brought him back from his dizziness.
Little Yunho quickly changed back to his serious face expression and glared intensely into little Jaejoong’s eyes “Jaejoongie, do you like them?”
Little Jaejoong blushed on the question. In fact, he loved them, especially it’s from little Yunho.
So, he nodded slowly.
A victory yet devious smirk crept onto little Yunho’s lips, it seemed like his plan was working.
“So, what do you give me as return?” Little Yunho stood up and leaned forward, making the distance between his and little Jaejoong’s face reduced.
“Erm, what do you mean?” Little Jaejoong turned his face away, avoiding the intense stare from little Yunho.
“How about this?” Little Yunho gently lifted little Jaejoong’s face and leave a peck on his tempting small lips, as what he had learned by watching the television programme.
Little Jaejoong’s face instantly became red like tomatoes, he pushed little Yunho away and turned his face away again.
Little Yunho thought he was just shy but when he heard some sobbing sounds from Jaejoong, he knew something was wrong.
He went over to little Jaejoong’s seat and knelt down in front of him, “What’s wrong, Jaejoongie?”
“Yunnie is bad. You cannot kiss me. You should kiss a girl, not a boy.” Little Jaejoong just thought that this was wrong, although he did not know how specifically to be wrong.
“I like you, Jaejoongie. Now, I have kissed you, you belong to me. You have to be my bride!” Little Yunho wiped his tears with his hand and gently stroked his hair with another hand.
“But......” Still. Little Jaejoong felt weird about this, but he was not sure what he should say.
Little Yunho held on to little Jaejoong’s hand and insisted “No buts, mummy said that after I kissed you, you would be my bride.”
Little Jaejoong doubted his words but as soon as he looked at his serious face, he knew he can trust him because Yunnie never lied to him.
And so, he nodded and gave a lovable smile to little Yunho, which made Yunho felt itchy in his heart.
“Jaejoongie, you’re so cute! Can I kiss you again?” Little Yunho was getting bolder.
Oh well, happy ending......
And Mission Accomplished!
EXTRA SEQUEL
As Jaejoong was tidying up Yunho’s messy and unused stuffs in their room, he found a childish-look box which was attached with a sticker and on top of it, “Yunnie’s treasure” was written.
Jaejoong chuckled at the childish writings and opened up the box.
He took out a book, which seemed to be a diary and flipped open it.
A photo slid out and fell on the floor. Jaejoong picked it up and smiled when he looked at the photo. It was his photo of him smiling happily sitting on a swing when he was little. He guessed Yunho must have taken the photo secretly.
He continued to flip the pages and read the diary, until he read one of the pages. He widened his eyes and flipped a few more pages and then he stopped.
“Jung Yunho!!!!!!!” An extremely loud exclaim exploded from the room, it could be assumed that the person who screamed was really enraged now.
******
At that evening......
“Honey, I’m back.” Yunho called out as he closed the door and proceeded to the kitchen.
To his surprise, Jaejoong was not cooking delicious meals as usual.
He walked to their room but to find that it’s locked.
“Honey, you’re in there?” Yunho knocked on the door and called out.
There was no response.
He intended to go to find the keys, but as soon as he turned around, he heard the sound of the door opened and before he could react, he felt an object hit on his back and the sound of the door shut.
He stared at the object which was used to hit him on the back and now was lying on the floor. It was his pillow.
Oh no, what had he done to make Jaejoong pissed off, as he thought.
Yunho picked up his pillow and knocked on the door again, “Jaejoong honey, what happened?”
“Hmmph, you need to blame your diary! How dare you trick me to become your friend and your bride!!?? And with stolen chocolates and roses? It’s so not romantic!!!! I’m telling you, you’re not going to sleep in this room for a month!!! And no dinner for you too!!” Jaejoong’s furious voice came out of the room.
“Aish, I should have burnt the diary. How stupid!” Yunho cursed himself in his heart while he continued knocking on the door and persuaded, “It’s not like that, honey. You know I love you, since the day I first saw you.”
“No is no, get your ass off here!”
Apparently, Jaejoong was still in extreme anger.
Yunho sighed and walked back to the living room lifelessly.
A month, he can’t even stand sleeping without hugging his honey’s warm and sweet-scented body for even one night.
With his hungry stomach, Yunho didn’t even bother to take a bath. Instead, he laid back on the couch and started counting “One Jaejoongie, Two Jaejoongie, Three Jaejoongie......”
Oh well, he had to bear with it since his wife was not as simple and innocent as he was when he was little. Maybe if he acted obedient, Jaejoong would forgive him sooner.
Damn diary!!!
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Sorry, kind of rushing while writing this, please ignore any grammatical errors.
And I think I really failed in this, it's plain and boring ><
Still a very “brilliant” little Yunho, haha~
I’m quite busy recently and that’s why I can’t update anything. I can’t even read and comment properly ><
Chinese New Year is coming, so I may not be able to write anything too next week.
But still, please read and comment on this, I really hope it turns out to be okay at least.
p/s: Happy Chinese New Year for anyone who are celebrating it!
Pairing: Chibi Yunjae
Author: nic88
Length: One-shot
Genre: fail-humour
Rating: G
Summary: Little Yunho needed to make another plan [Can be read as a sequel to “Little Yunnie’s plan”]
Totally failed in this ><
=============================================================
Just as little Yunho was happy being friends with his cute little Jaejoong, little Yunho has not forgotten about his plan of making little Jaejoong his future bride at the same time.
So, the brilliant little Yunho thought that he had to make little Jaejoong to agree on becoming his bride.
At first, he thought that he should seek for advice from an adult and the best choice should be his mother, again.
“Mommy, can you tell me how a handsome man can make a gorgeous person as his bride?” little Yunho asked his mother who was watching television in the living room. He finally came out with a perfect question so that his mother would not suspect anything unlike last time.
Yunho’s mother glanced at him for one second before sticking her eyes back to the television and sneered, “What for you want to know about it? Little kid!”
“Hmmm... It’s for our school assignment, you see, we need to write an essay about life, so it includes marriage, yeah, MARRIAGE!” little Yunho emphasized loudly on the last word as he thought that it would be more convincing.
“Brilliant Jung Yunho! Brilliant!” little Yunho said inside his heart after he came out with a quite persuasive reason, well, as he thought.
Mrs Jung turned her head and looked at him, little Yunho quickly made an innocent face.
“Then watch this!” Mrs Jung pointed at the television, which was now showing a kissing scene of a couple.
Little Yunho was feeling a little blushed seeing the scene, but as he thought of the cute smile of little Jaejoong, he widened his eyes at the maximum level and stared at the television.
A wedding was shown after the kissing scene, little Yunho felt anticipated for making little Jaejoong his bride, as he was now thinking how beautiful little Jaejoong would be in a wedding dress.
His thought stopped when he heard Mrs Jung saying, “That’s how marriage was formed.”
And so, little Yunho thought he had the answer, he realized that he needed to kiss little Jaejoong before he can make him his bride.
It may be difficult, but little Yunho was certain that he could accomplish his mission.
Oh well, nothing is impossible for little Yunho.
******
So another plan was executed......
It was only 4am in the morning, little Yunho woke up very early just to start on his plan.
First, he tiptoed into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. He quickly revealed the hidden space at the bottom of the refrigerator and took a box of chocolate from there. The chocolate actually belonged to his mother and it was expensive, so she kept it only for herself. It was unfortunate for her to have a son who knew all her secrets, sigh.
After that, little Yunho sneaked into his parents’ room bringing a pair of scissors. He saw a flower bouquet on the make-up table and instantly crept over there. The flower bouquet was given by Mr Jung to Mrs Jung the night before as an apology for breaking her precious perfume bottle. Using the scissors, little Yunho cut down 3 roses from the bouquet and then slowly made his way out of the room.
Little Yunho put all the stuffs he had collected in his school bag carefully before he went to take his early bath. Now, he would need to wait for the time he reached school to continue his plan.
******
When little Yunho reached his school earlier than usual, he hurried to his classroom and put the chocolate and roses in little Jaejoong’s drawer. Of course, he did not forget to attach a note:
To my lovely Jaejoongie,
Do you like my present? Hehe......
From the very handsome Yunho
Little Yunho re-read it again before putting the note into the drawer. Then, he smiled sweetly while he headed back to his seat, which was behind little Jaejoong’s seat. He really wanted to switched places with the boy who was sitting beside little Jaejoong, but the teacher wouldn’t let him.
When little Jaejoong arrived at the classroom, little Yunho pretended to be really serious in reading his book.
Little Jaejoongie was carrying a cute little Doraemon bag on his back, smiling sweetly while he was entering the classroom. In his little and simple mind, he always thinks that he should be happy every day and everything would be fine.
There was no one in the classroom except little Yunho.
“Good morning, Yunnie.” Little Jaejoong greeted little Yunho who was still pretending to read his book.
Little Yunho slowly lifted up his head and said in a lower tone, “Ahem... Good morning, Jaejoongie.”
He was trying to act more mature and manly as he believed that he should be so to capture little Jaejoong’s heart.
Little Jaejoong’s smile faded and asked worriedly, “What’s the matter with you, Yunnie? You have sore throat?”
“No, nothing.” Little Yunho felt a bit embarrassed because things did not turn out to be as what he thought, in this case, little Jaejoong did not realize his manliness yet.
Then, he avoided eye contact with little Jaejoong and continued reading his book.
Little Jaejoong pouted and wondered why little Yunho was acting strangely. But since little Yunho did not seemed to be wanting to talk about it, little Jaejoong held back his curiosity and got seated.
When he wanted to put his bag into his drawer, he noticed the “present” from little Yunho.
Little Jaejoong smiled happily as he read the note. He carefully put it back to the drawer and turned around to face little Yunho who was sitting behind him. Little Yunho was actually watching him when he noticed the present that he gave him. The smile crept on little Jaejoong’s lips made him feel so dizzy, dizzy with happiness.
“Yunnie, why are you giving me those chocolates and roses? Mummy says that chocolates and roses are for girls” Little Jaejoong asked while sending innocent glares without conscious, which little Yunho could not resist the most and it brought him back from his dizziness.
Little Yunho quickly changed back to his serious face expression and glared intensely into little Jaejoong’s eyes “Jaejoongie, do you like them?”
Little Jaejoong blushed on the question. In fact, he loved them, especially it’s from little Yunho.
So, he nodded slowly.
A victory yet devious smirk crept onto little Yunho’s lips, it seemed like his plan was working.
“So, what do you give me as return?” Little Yunho stood up and leaned forward, making the distance between his and little Jaejoong’s face reduced.
“Erm, what do you mean?” Little Jaejoong turned his face away, avoiding the intense stare from little Yunho.
“How about this?” Little Yunho gently lifted little Jaejoong’s face and leave a peck on his tempting small lips, as what he had learned by watching the television programme.
Little Jaejoong’s face instantly became red like tomatoes, he pushed little Yunho away and turned his face away again.
Little Yunho thought he was just shy but when he heard some sobbing sounds from Jaejoong, he knew something was wrong.
He went over to little Jaejoong’s seat and knelt down in front of him, “What’s wrong, Jaejoongie?”
“Yunnie is bad. You cannot kiss me. You should kiss a girl, not a boy.” Little Jaejoong just thought that this was wrong, although he did not know how specifically to be wrong.
“I like you, Jaejoongie. Now, I have kissed you, you belong to me. You have to be my bride!” Little Yunho wiped his tears with his hand and gently stroked his hair with another hand.
“But......” Still. Little Jaejoong felt weird about this, but he was not sure what he should say.
Little Yunho held on to little Jaejoong’s hand and insisted “No buts, mummy said that after I kissed you, you would be my bride.”
Little Jaejoong doubted his words but as soon as he looked at his serious face, he knew he can trust him because Yunnie never lied to him.
And so, he nodded and gave a lovable smile to little Yunho, which made Yunho felt itchy in his heart.
“Jaejoongie, you’re so cute! Can I kiss you again?” Little Yunho was getting bolder.
Oh well, happy ending......
And Mission Accomplished!
EXTRA SEQUEL
As Jaejoong was tidying up Yunho’s messy and unused stuffs in their room, he found a childish-look box which was attached with a sticker and on top of it, “Yunnie’s treasure” was written.
Jaejoong chuckled at the childish writings and opened up the box.
He took out a book, which seemed to be a diary and flipped open it.
A photo slid out and fell on the floor. Jaejoong picked it up and smiled when he looked at the photo. It was his photo of him smiling happily sitting on a swing when he was little. He guessed Yunho must have taken the photo secretly.
He continued to flip the pages and read the diary, until he read one of the pages. He widened his eyes and flipped a few more pages and then he stopped.
“Jung Yunho!!!!!!!” An extremely loud exclaim exploded from the room, it could be assumed that the person who screamed was really enraged now.
******
At that evening......
“Honey, I’m back.” Yunho called out as he closed the door and proceeded to the kitchen.
To his surprise, Jaejoong was not cooking delicious meals as usual.
He walked to their room but to find that it’s locked.
“Honey, you’re in there?” Yunho knocked on the door and called out.
There was no response.
He intended to go to find the keys, but as soon as he turned around, he heard the sound of the door opened and before he could react, he felt an object hit on his back and the sound of the door shut.
He stared at the object which was used to hit him on the back and now was lying on the floor. It was his pillow.
Oh no, what had he done to make Jaejoong pissed off, as he thought.
Yunho picked up his pillow and knocked on the door again, “Jaejoong honey, what happened?”
“Hmmph, you need to blame your diary! How dare you trick me to become your friend and your bride!!?? And with stolen chocolates and roses? It’s so not romantic!!!! I’m telling you, you’re not going to sleep in this room for a month!!! And no dinner for you too!!” Jaejoong’s furious voice came out of the room.
“Aish, I should have burnt the diary. How stupid!” Yunho cursed himself in his heart while he continued knocking on the door and persuaded, “It’s not like that, honey. You know I love you, since the day I first saw you.”
“No is no, get your ass off here!”
Apparently, Jaejoong was still in extreme anger.
Yunho sighed and walked back to the living room lifelessly.
A month, he can’t even stand sleeping without hugging his honey’s warm and sweet-scented body for even one night.
With his hungry stomach, Yunho didn’t even bother to take a bath. Instead, he laid back on the couch and started counting “One Jaejoongie, Two Jaejoongie, Three Jaejoongie......”
Oh well, he had to bear with it since his wife was not as simple and innocent as he was when he was little. Maybe if he acted obedient, Jaejoong would forgive him sooner.
Damn diary!!!
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Sorry, kind of rushing while writing this, please ignore any grammatical errors.
And I think I really failed in this, it's plain and boring ><
Still a very “brilliant” little Yunho, haha~
I’m quite busy recently and that’s why I can’t update anything. I can’t even read and comment properly ><
Chinese New Year is coming, so I may not be able to write anything too next week.
But still, please read and comment on this, I really hope it turns out to be okay at least.
p/s: Happy Chinese New Year for anyone who are celebrating it!