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[nic_corelli]

Joke #1:

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And

Comments

[stripysox]

I love the second one, did you write it? If not where did you get it?

Sorry I know this is a little random.

[nic_corelli]

Hey!

Didn`t write it, found it on one Croatian website, :)

[stripysox]

Yeah I saw that you are Croation. I went to Croatia last year and it is a lovaly country, very beautiful scenary. (although we didn't really go inland) Fantastic food as well, and so many ice cream stalls! That was like a dream come true.

[nic_corelli]

I`m glad you`ve enjoyed yourself! And yes, there are millions of ice creams stalls in this country, everywhere! :)

Even more cows!

[nahtmmm]

Feudalism: You have 2 cows. Your lord takes some of the milk