You Know Your An IB Student When
Here's the link: http://www.geocities.com/calcfreak901/ib.html#ibwhen
and here's all the ones I saw that relate to me, posting by request of Abby.
*you spell "am" wrong
*it takes you 3 days to get this joke:
A: you know what?
B: no, introduce me.
*you start to laugh hysterically when you're writing a bibliography because a book has TWO authors [the other night, i swear, except it was 4 authors]
***you spend all your time complaining about your work, then do it hurriedly because you want to get to bed and don't know where all the time went ***
*you consider sweet tarts, chocolate, and caffeine drugs (so actually, you DO know who the drug dealers are, in a way...)
*you love telling your boyfriend/girlfriend the story your math teacher told you [eep! sorry...]
*your brain is such a pile of mush that you carry around a teddy bear so you don't start shaking in the middle of class [omg abby we should do this instead!!!]
*you still don't have a schedule after a week of school
*your teachers taunt each other and/or hit themselves on the head with markers or water bottles
*you start overanalyzing the rainbows on people's clothing
*you have a thought, and it hurts.
*your main addiction is to sleep...and you're always experiencing withdrawal.
*You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
*Brewing coffee takes too long, so you just eat the beans.
*You always seem to have one continuous headache.
*You find yourself thinking "Without stress my life would be empty."
*Your contacts are so thick that you have trouble closing your eyes.
*You actually put the apostrophe in front of the word "'cause."
*Everything you know about sex, you learned from the English reading list. {that doll...yeah}
*It's the little things that confuse you.
*You've mastered the art of procrastination so well that your research paper finishes printing just seconds before you have to leave for school. [two days ago...]
*Yourbrainissooverloadedthatyouforgetthesimplestthings.
*You managed to write 4,000 words on the subject "Hitler was a nice guy, wasn't he?" (sarcasm not included)
*You've managed to get through an entire year of History of the Americas without reading one page of your test book.
*"Anybody wanna play some cards?"
There were so many more...but I kept it *simple* like a true IB kid. :)
and here's all the ones I saw that relate to me, posting by request of Abby.
*you spell "am" wrong
*it takes you 3 days to get this joke:
A: you know what?
B: no, introduce me.
*you start to laugh hysterically when you're writing a bibliography because a book has TWO authors [the other night, i swear, except it was 4 authors]
***you spend all your time complaining about your work, then do it hurriedly because you want to get to bed and don't know where all the time went ***
*you consider sweet tarts, chocolate, and caffeine drugs (so actually, you DO know who the drug dealers are, in a way...)
*you love telling your boyfriend/girlfriend the story your math teacher told you [eep! sorry...]
*your brain is such a pile of mush that you carry around a teddy bear so you don't start shaking in the middle of class [omg abby we should do this instead!!!]
*you still don't have a schedule after a week of school
*your teachers taunt each other and/or hit themselves on the head with markers or water bottles
*you start overanalyzing the rainbows on people's clothing
*you have a thought, and it hurts.
*your main addiction is to sleep...and you're always experiencing withdrawal.
*You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
*Brewing coffee takes too long, so you just eat the beans.
*You always seem to have one continuous headache.
*You find yourself thinking "Without stress my life would be empty."
*Your contacts are so thick that you have trouble closing your eyes.
*You actually put the apostrophe in front of the word "'cause."
*Everything you know about sex, you learned from the English reading list. {that doll...yeah}
*It's the little things that confuse you.
*You've mastered the art of procrastination so well that your research paper finishes printing just seconds before you have to leave for school. [two days ago...]
*Yourbrainissooverloadedthatyouforgetthesimplestthings.
*You managed to write 4,000 words on the subject "Hitler was a nice guy, wasn't he?" (sarcasm not included)
*You've managed to get through an entire year of History of the Americas without reading one page of your test book.
*"Anybody wanna play some cards?"
There were so many more...but I kept it *simple* like a true IB kid. :)